Song Parodies -> "I Could Be Yours"

Original Song Title:

"You Could Be Mine"

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Original Performer:

"I Could Be Yours"

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The Lyrics

If you have only ever done missionary position sex, stop reading now....Okay, for some of you who have considered kinky acts, this is for you. If Axl Rose was a masochist, this may have been the original song. Unlike most of my parodies, I have not done this, though have considered it and this it what I think would happen...

I'm the odd masochist
Want ta learn and I'll try something new
You can leave me lying on the floor
I'll stay right here while you're away
It's nuttin' new ta you'
'Cause I think we've seen that porno too

'Cause I could be yours
And I'll come back for more
'Cause you're whip slap happy
And have a fork-ed tongue
You get the job done
You said I could be yours

Now injuries come and they go
I'm nothin' new to pain
Just another thought entertained
When I come home late at night
Don't ask me where I've been
Just count my wounds
That healed again.. woah

'Cause I could be yours
And I'll come back for more
Cause you're whip slap happy
And have a fork-ed tongue
You get the job done
You said I could be yooours...

I could be yours
I could be yours
I could be yours
I could be yours
I could be yours
Yours, Yours, Yours

I've been stretched way too many times
And I should give it a rest
Why, must I cry
Another reason you'll find

( solo )

While you've been playin' with my mind
And have been stretchin' my membranes
It don't matter how I take it
'Cause it always ends with pain
You can punish me with pleasure
I could give you a helping hand
And you can slap me 'til the morning
But the night would never end
Don't forget to call your friends that
Have insatiable demands
You can take this bondage so far
But it's more than I can stand
'Cause this ouch-trip's gettin' old now
Tell me how long has it been
'Cause this has gone on forever
It seems you always win

I could be yours
But I will stay no more
'Cause your whip slap happy
With a fork-ed tongue
You make pain no fun
I said I could be, no
More for me
I could be yours(x8)

I could be yooooours! Nay!

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Red Ant - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

This is the correct and final verson. Thank you Chuck for allowing this ( and Malcolms ) parodies through. BTW if you guys/girls like this , see his as well ( Sicker Game ).

malcolm higgins - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

I gave it a 5-5-5 because my old business partner used to go twice a onth to a dungeon in Long Island, N.Y. reputedly the best beatings in North America. I have a hair fetish.. great looking hair.. nothing else..lol so I havent used the rubber gloves or anything, but I used to get the low down on his "weekend treatments".. my old business partner.. he choked and dies in a dungeon in Toronto, with a red ball in his mouth like the one used on Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction. seems he gagged, asphyxiated, and stopped breathing. literally beaten to death.. but for him, what a way to go..................

Red Ant - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you Malcolm, oddly enough I have a hair "fetish" as well, odd that something 20 years ago was considered normal is now in the "fetish" category. As for your partner, that's why I only CONSIDERED this, because something like that could happen, and you know someone who did.

Scrawny Johnny - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey, Red, sorry I haven't responded in a while. Check "Them Bones" for the reason why. Anyways, hey good parody! A little twisted and kinky, but, hey, there's humor in that! Very good! Keep 'em comin'!! Wow, the guy actually died during "a weekend treatment"...reminds me of that Futurama episode where men were killed by "snoo-snoo" on the planet of gian Amazonian women.

Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Good to hear from you SJ, see our thread for more info. By the way to the person who rated this a 2 for pacing, atleast you didnt give me a one, but come on. I could have used the word ball-breaker vs TOS's heartbraker, but this is from the view of the masochist ( which has 3 syllables too ), not the sadist. Here's a hint. Listen to this song and read my parodied words at the same time, then tell me its a 2. BTW for me on pacing a 1 means " I couldn't even understand that this was TOS" 2 is "way off but somewhat recognizable" 3 is "average, could have used more work/missed some/lines/didnt rhyme quite properly. 4 is very close but not perfect ( say an 85% test score ) and a 5 is damn near perfect/perfect.

Paul Robinson - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Red, this one seems to get further into the mind than what I wrote...I think that's the "Advanced S&M 1001" class in the catalogue...sounds a bit like the "protAGONIST" has gotten to the point where it's not enough "Fun" or whatever anymore...I suppose that does happen...Ouch! ~ ~ ~ Of course, anything with the wrong person can be unsatisfying...

Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the look Paul. Glad I could head you off at the pass.

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