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Song Parodies -> "Underground Sue"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Underground Sue"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

If you have a weak stomach, read this anyway.
This is horrid, I should warn you...
It's about a girl that I once knew
She never bathed, lived underground
Roamed every sewer, line in town

(hey hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
YUK! YUK! YUK! YUK!

Whoa....-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..WHOA.......................!
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)

UGHH..!
Never ever met her? way worse than a fart
This girl's odor it rips your nose apart
And even cages at the petting zoo
They smell better than-a Underground Sue, yeah
She lives in sh!t among piles of our waste
And fouls up the air (all) oxygen's displaced
Her stench will ruin the best HAZMAT suit
The EPA's scared of Underground Sue!

Whoa..-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
AWW..!

Kills life for two miles around (Run!)
Destroys you with her toxic cloud
Smart people they will go and hide
The dumb ones...none of them survived!
There's a special category for a smell this gross
Called "Run like Hell while holding your nose"
(You'd) rather get sprayed by Pepe LePew, than say
To ever face that-a Underground Sue

Yeah, yeah keep away from this girl
You don't know what she'll do
Keep away from Sue!
UGH...!

Kills life for two miles around (Run!)
Destroys you with her toxic cloud
Now people take my strong advice
Get too close...kiss your ass goodbye!
It's a gory little story from a guy who knows
That Miss Sue is badly de-composed
Even corpses that are freshly exhumed, they say
Will runaway from-a Underground Sue!

YUK!, Stay away from that girl!
Now you know what she'll do now!
Ru-u-u-u-un!
copyright 2005+ Red Ant

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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Stephen aka Step-chan - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
555, listened to the song while reading it, good play on the OS. =)
Rick C - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Soo-eeeeee! Good one........555
AFW - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A funny write, here, Red...adds up to fives
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about the London Underground, then I remembered you're not British. Great (disgusting) job anyway. 555
Red Ant - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan, Rick, AFW, and Kristof. Yep, this idea was a throwback to 2000 when I worked at a wastewater plant, found the rough draft a few days ago and completed it.
Michael Pacholek - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A waste is a terrible thing to mind... Sue stinks, but this parody comes up smelling like a rose.
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
it stinks...but in a good way...love the petting zoo line..lol...5s
Adagio - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Personal friend of yours? : D j/k good (stinky) job. 5's
Red Ant - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael, Alvin, and Adagio (nope, lol).
Adagio - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops, NOW I voted!
PMS - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo! 555
carol - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
three smelly 5's good job!
Red Ant - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks PAt, PMS and Carol.
stuart mcarthur - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(U) very funny Jack - glad to see the perfect "Underground Sue/Pepe le Pew" couplet in there, and I also loved the EPA line - 555
Red Ant - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu, I was fond of that as well. The "suit/exhumed" while imperfect rhymes with "Sue" were better choices than a copy/paste job or using a less-funny perfect rhyme.
Adagio - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(U05) Already voted and commented...funny one!
TOMARIO - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
YOU LOT ON HERE ARE PRETTY DARN CLEVER AREN'T YOU.GOTTA BE TRIPLE 5S
Matthias - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You're parody stinks... But the lyrics are good... 5's
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still a skanky masterpiece!
Rick C - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Whew, this still stinks! Great job!
Johnny D - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Skill a stanky masterpiece!
Red Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Tomario, Matthias, Kristof, Rick C and Johnny D.

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