This is horrid, I should warn you...
It's about a girl that I once knew
She never bathed, lived underground
Roamed every sewer, line in town

(hey hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
YUK! YUK! YUK! YUK!

Whoa....-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..WHOA.......................!
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)

UGHH..!
Never ever met her? way worse than a fart
This girl's odor it rips your nose apart
And even cages at the petting zoo
They smell better than-a Underground Sue, yeah
She lives in sh!t among piles of our waste
And fouls up the air (all) oxygen's displaced
Her stench will ruin the best HAZMAT suit
The EPA's scared of Underground Sue!

Whoa..-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
..Whoa-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..
(hey, she's a stinkin up the day)
AWW..!

Kills life for two miles around (Run!)
Destroys you with her toxic cloud
Smart people they will go and hide
The dumb ones...none of them survived!
There's a special category for a smell this gross
Called "Run like Hell while holding your nose"
(You'd) rather get sprayed by Pepe LePew, than say
To ever face that-a Underground Sue

Yeah, yeah keep away from this girl
You don't know what she'll do
Keep away from Sue!
UGH...!

Kills life for two miles around (Run!)
Destroys you with her toxic cloud
Now people take my strong advice
Get too close...kiss your ass goodbye!
It's a gory little story from a guy who knows
That Miss Sue is badly de-composed
Even corpses that are freshly exhumed, they say
Will runaway from-a Underground Sue!

YUK!, Stay away from that girl!
Now you know what she'll do now!
Ru-u-u-u-un!