Song Parodies -> "Horrified"

Original Song Title:

"Purify"

Original Performer:

"Horrified"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

DKTOS? MIDI here, Lyrics Here.This is a misheard lyrics parody.

[30 second intro]

Tear it out
Trip the breakers off
My turban tine
Old paint, old looks
Cover up your ass
Why keep, night light?
Superwide phones
Foes of you and I,

Horrified...can chew healthy
Urine fight...won't you help me
You're a fly, unify
You're a fly, unify
Horrified...can chew healthy
Urine fight...won't you help me
You're a fly, unify
You're a fly, unify
Urine Fly!
Ooh!

Troops in there
Feeling back the sin
Facet wash
Nose wipe
Hold your cling
Wanna be still again
Clearing eyes
Dime a dyes
Tripped up mastermind
Must sleep turban time

Horrified...can chew healthy
Urine fight...won't you help me
You're a fly, unify
You're a fly, unify
Horrified...can chew healthy
Glorified...won't you help me
You're a fly, unify
You're a fly, unify
Ooh, putrify

[break]

I, confined the dead on any thin
I, can find the dead on anything

I, ain't dancing with your jellyfish
I, I ain't Danzig without Midol Ben, no

[break]

Woah!
Horrified...can chew healthy
Urine fight...won't you help me
You're a fly, unify
You're a fly, unify
Horrified...can you hit me
Glorified... why won't you help me
You're a fly, unify
You're a fly, unify....
Come on urine fly

[outro]

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Cackling out loud, Red Ant, but you can't top TOS's chorus. James Hetfield shouting "Purifah! You an' ah! Purifah! You an' ah!" is hilarious. Well, still a 545. But that's not because I apparently had less trouble than you distinguishing all the words in this song, (when I turned my look away from the lyrics booklet, that is :-)) though I relate to the 'I can find the dead on any thin' part.

Red Ant - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, I had to embellish the mishearings a bit here. You've again identified what several reviewers on amazon did; you were laughing at the chorus (as was I). The short lines in here gave me next to nothing to go on with any semblance of continuity.

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