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Song Parodies -> "D-I-L-L-DOUGH"

Original Song Title:

"B-I-N-G-O"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"D-I-L-L-DOUGH"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Bread rules.
There was a baker making bread,
And dill dough was its name-o
D-I-L-L-Dough
D-I-L-L-Dough
D-I-L-L-Dough
And dill dough was its name-o

And ev'ry day he'd make some more,
Of his famous dill dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
The baker made the dill dough

And Mister baker had a wife,
Who really liked the dill dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
She really liked that dill dough

Well Missus Baker loved the bread,
There's never too much dill dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
There's never too much dill dough

And one day he's running low,
The missus missed her dill dough
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
The missus wanted dill dough

And the baker ordered spice,
He needed dill for dill dough
x x x x x
x x x x x
x x x x x
No dill dough without dill, yo!
copyright 2005+ Red Ant

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 27

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Adagio - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That is SO cute!! 5's
alvin rhodes - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
rollicking sing along fun...5s
AFW - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny idea...and funny read..fives
Red Ant - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Alvin and AFW:

Adagio: I never thought of dill-dough as being cute. I'm laughing even more now than when I wrote this parody.

Alvin: "Rollicking"? lol

AFW: I will never think of this OS again the same way, thankfully. Dill-dough seems bring smiles all around.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice double entendree, 555.
Adagio - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Ok, Red Ant. : ) Dill-dough is not cute, the way you arranged it to make use of that double entendre is! ; )
Red Ant - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan. You're right Adagio, dill-dough isn't cute, making dill-dough is a hard job though, you need the right shape, size and texture so it comes out right....as dill bread. ;-)
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hillariously baked 5s
Red Ant - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks LucidLuipn LeeBee, dill-dough must be fully baked otherwise it comes out uncooked and limp, and no one likes limp dill-dough.
Johnny D - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
G-Rated parody about how much FUN a spiced-up baguette can be ... 5s
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
...leaving them bot defloured. Hilarious stuff, Red Ant. 'Of his famous dill dough' was the only pacing blip. I adored your use of smileys.
Scrawny Johnny - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh man, that was good!!! You make me laugh in jealousy but in a good way!! Why didn't I think of that? Definitely one of your ABSOLUTE BEST in originality and humor!! Keep UP the good work!
Billy Boyd - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Good and funny...all 5's.
Red Ant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D, Luke Scrawnny Johnny and Billy Boyd.

Johnny D: Of course it is G-Rated but the anonymous voters here must have (b)read more into this, perhaps they are shy about admitting they enjoyed D-I-L-L-DOUGH

Luke: Not every dill-dough comes out perfect, glad you enjoyed it though.

Scrawny Johnny and Billy Boyd: Nothing better than good dill-dough. Except for perhaps Dixon Nuts.
Ravyn Rant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You made me giggle - this was really cute!
John Barry - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed this yesterday. Hilarious. 5s
Red Ant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Ravyn Rant and John, glad you found dill-dough today.
Phil Alexander - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I left without commenting earlier... very well-constructed, in that you managed to keep the dill-dough joke going beautifully. Is the next one going to be about a hip music critic (kind of a vibe-rater)?
Scrawny Johnny - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Y'know, you could do one about a Master Baiter (one who's really good at fishing - if you know what I mean!!)
Adagio - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil and S. Johnny...don't give him any ideas! : )
Red Ant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, you must have had something impo(r)tent interrupt you from commenting on dill-dough before. Sometimes it is "hard" to speak "up" in support of dill-dough. About vibe-rator, I'll pass, they require Enter-guys-her batteries (granted, lame pun there).

Scrawny Johnny, the recorded parody of "Macarena" to that title is hilarious, so I won't be doing it. Thanks for revisiting dill-dough, it is always here if you need it.

Adagio, I encourage all to write dill-dough parodies, maybe one day they will be as famous as Uranus was last year.
Adagio - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm...you'd like nothing better, huh, Red Ant?
Johnny D - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Every Body kneads some Dill Dough sometime ... and as Rodney Dangerfield said, "Thank you, Dean Martin!"
Agrimorfee - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3)This is one I want to teach my children (when I have them) to sing.
bobpiecheese - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-D) That...was...freakin'...GENIUS! I never expected there to be a parody of THIS stupid song. I remember doing that in freakin' kindergarten! And I love what you did for the blanks! Well done, Jack!
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-D) The fact that you took a really dumb repetitive OS, used just ONE joke, and still managed to make it work deserves some sort of award. 555
Cat - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-D) Oh. Good. Lordy. Absolutely amazing....JD, watch your back on the sex front! I have no idea why there aren't WAY more perverted parodies of nursery rhymes, there should be.
Matthias - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
8*O (Look of pure amazement, while in mid-laughter)
Michael McVey - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, but I'm in a pickle as to how you sing this??? And I'm sure the pun was intended >:p>. -- MM
Rick C - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-D) Using this dill dough can prevent the baker from having one in the oven, eh Jack? I can see the genius in you beginning to take shape here. 555
Stuart McArthur - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3D) HA!! I missed this. That had me laughing out loud, Jack,and there was something hilarious about the ASCII characters you chose to make up for the missing syllables - Luke and I recently did a parody together to this OS, but it wasn't this funny - 555
Jeff Reuben - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute...loved the pun =)
Red Ant - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Johnny D, Agrimorfee, pieman, Kristof, Cat, Matthias, MM, Rick C, Stu, and Jeff.

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