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Song Parodies -> "D-I-L-L-DOUGH"
Original Song Title:
"B-I-N-G-O"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"D-I-L-L-DOUGH"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
Bread rules.
There was a baker making bread,
And dill dough was its name-o
D-I-L-L-Dough
D-I-L-L-Dough
D-I-L-L-Dough
And dill dough was its name-o
And ev'ry day he'd make some more,
Of his famous dill dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
The baker made the dill dough
And Mister baker had a wife,
Who really liked the dill dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
She really liked that dill dough
Well Missus Baker loved the bread,
There's never too much dill dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
There's never too much dill dough
And one day he's running low,
The missus missed her dill dough
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
The missus wanted dill dough
And the baker ordered spice,
He needed dill for dill dough
x x x x x
x x x x x
x x x x x
No dill dough without dill, yo!
And dill dough was its name-o
D-I-L-L-Dough
D-I-L-L-Dough
D-I-L-L-Dough
And dill dough was its name-o
And ev'ry day he'd make some more,
Of his famous dill dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
: ) He Made Dill Dough
The baker made the dill dough
And Mister baker had a wife,
Who really liked the dill dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
: ) : ) Liked Dill Dough
She really liked that dill dough
Well Missus Baker loved the bread,
There's never too much dill dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
:-o :-O :-@ Dill Dough
There's never too much dill dough
And one day he's running low,
The missus missed her dill dough
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
>:( >:( >:( >:( NO!
The missus wanted dill dough
And the baker ordered spice,
He needed dill for dill dough
x x x x x
x x x x x
x x x x x
No dill dough without dill, yo!
copyright 2005+ Red Ant
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That is SO cute!! 5's
rollicking sing along fun...5s
Very funny idea...and funny read..fives
Thanks Adagio, Alvin and AFW:
Adagio: I never thought of dill-dough as being cute. I'm laughing even more now than when I wrote this parody.
Alvin: "Rollicking"? lol
AFW: I will never think of this OS again the same way, thankfully. Dill-dough seems bring smiles all around.
Adagio: I never thought of dill-dough as being cute. I'm laughing even more now than when I wrote this parody.
Alvin: "Rollicking"? lol
AFW: I will never think of this OS again the same way, thankfully. Dill-dough seems bring smiles all around.
Nice double entendree, 555.
Ok, Red Ant. : ) Dill-dough is not cute, the way you arranged it to make use of that double entendre is! ; )
Thanks Step-chan. You're right Adagio, dill-dough isn't cute, making dill-dough is a hard job though, you need the right shape, size and texture so it comes out right....as dill bread. ;-)
Hillariously baked 5s
Thanks LucidLuipn LeeBee, dill-dough must be fully baked otherwise it comes out uncooked and limp, and no one likes limp dill-dough.
G-Rated parody about how much FUN a spiced-up baguette can be ... 5s
...leaving them bot defloured. Hilarious stuff, Red Ant. 'Of his famous dill dough' was the only pacing blip. I adored your use of smileys.
Oh man, that was good!!! You make me laugh in jealousy but in a good way!! Why didn't I think of that? Definitely one of your ABSOLUTE BEST in originality and humor!! Keep UP the good work!
Good and funny...all 5's.
Thanks Johnny D, Luke Scrawnny Johnny and Billy Boyd.
Johnny D: Of course it is G-Rated but the anonymous voters here must have (b)read more into this, perhaps they are shy about admitting they enjoyed D-I-L-L-DOUGH
Luke: Not every dill-dough comes out perfect, glad you enjoyed it though.
Scrawny Johnny and Billy Boyd: Nothing better than good dill-dough. Except for perhaps Dixon Nuts.
Johnny D: Of course it is G-Rated but the anonymous voters here must have (b)read more into this, perhaps they are shy about admitting they enjoyed D-I-L-L-DOUGH
Luke: Not every dill-dough comes out perfect, glad you enjoyed it though.
Scrawny Johnny and Billy Boyd: Nothing better than good dill-dough. Except for perhaps Dixon Nuts.
You made me giggle - this was really cute!
Missed this yesterday. Hilarious. 5s
Thanks Ravyn Rant and John, glad you found dill-dough today.
I left without commenting earlier... very well-constructed, in that you managed to keep the dill-dough joke going beautifully. Is the next one going to be about a hip music critic (kind of a vibe-rater)?
Y'know, you could do one about a Master Baiter (one who's really good at fishing - if you know what I mean!!)
Phil and S. Johnny...don't give him any ideas! : )
Thanks Phil, you must have had something impo(r)tent interrupt you from commenting on dill-dough before. Sometimes it is "hard" to speak "up" in support of dill-dough. About vibe-rator, I'll pass, they require Enter-guys-her batteries (granted, lame pun there).
Scrawny Johnny, the recorded parody of "Macarena" to that title is hilarious, so I won't be doing it. Thanks for revisiting dill-dough, it is always here if you need it.
Adagio, I encourage all to write dill-dough parodies, maybe one day they will be as famous as Uranus was last year.
Scrawny Johnny, the recorded parody of "Macarena" to that title is hilarious, so I won't be doing it. Thanks for revisiting dill-dough, it is always here if you need it.
Adagio, I encourage all to write dill-dough parodies, maybe one day they will be as famous as Uranus was last year.
Hmm...you'd like nothing better, huh, Red Ant?
(ABC) Every Body kneads some Dill Dough sometime ... and as Rodney Dangerfield said, "Thank you, Dean Martin!"
(ABC3)This is one I want to teach my children (when I have them) to sing.
(ABC3-D) That...was...freakin'...GENIUS! I never expected there to be a parody of THIS stupid song. I remember doing that in freakin' kindergarten! And I love what you did for the blanks! Well done, Jack!
(ABC3-D) The fact that you took a really dumb repetitive OS, used just ONE joke, and still managed to make it work deserves some sort of award. 555
(ABC3-D) Oh. Good. Lordy. Absolutely amazing....JD, watch your back on the sex front! I have no idea why there aren't WAY more perverted parodies of nursery rhymes, there should be.
8*O (Look of pure amazement, while in mid-laughter)
Yeah, but I'm in a pickle as to how you sing this??? And I'm sure the pun was intended >:p>. -- MM
(ABC3-D) Using this dill dough can prevent the baker from having one in the oven, eh Jack? I can see the genius in you beginning to take shape here. 555
(ABC3D) HA!! I missed this. That had me laughing out loud, Jack,and there was something hilarious about the ASCII characters you chose to make up for the missing syllables - Luke and I recently did a parody together to this OS, but it wasn't this funny - 555
Cute...loved the pun =)
Thanks Pat, Johnny D, Agrimorfee, pieman, Kristof, Cat, Matthias, MM, Rick C, Stu, and Jeff.
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