['short' intro]

Something has really gone wrong
And how do I say.... it?
That man is showing his schlong
A pubic display...

He's gotta zip up his fly-y
He oughta zip up his fly-y-y
He needs to zip up his fly
No underwear!

He must be feeling the breeze
'cause it is so cold.... out
He's redefining debriefed!
And he must be told

Please mister zip up your fly-y
Please mister zip up your fly-y-y
Please mister zip up your fly
You're getting stares!

I am not understanding this guy
He doesn't blink twice
He doesn't listen to me
Perhaps he thinks that people are blind
He oughta come right
He oughta listen to me..

The situation is bad
But still was okay.... yeah?
Then out pops one of his nads!
So I turn away... and

Say, please mister zip up your fly-y
Please could ya zip up your fly-y-y
Please could ya zip up that fly
And watch the hairs!

I am not understanding this guy
He doesn't blink twice
He doesn't listen to me
Perhaps he thinks that people are blind
He oughta come right
He oughta listen to me..

He is now causing a scene
And drawing a crowd.... yeah
One not as tactful as me
He screamed this aloud...

Ah, hey loser zip your fly-y!
Hey loser zip up that fly-y-y!
Hey a$$hole zip up your fly..!
Still he don't care

Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Like talkin' to air