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Song Parodies -> "Viagra"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

Original Performer:

The Box Tops

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Jimmy is lifeless its so very lame
It won't rise he's just a sad shame
Bonely ways are gone, honey doesn't moan
(seems) my member just needs a little helper

I don't care how much money I gotta spend
Got to get back to my young ways again
Products come along, something for my schlong
(and) my doctor just prescribed me Viagra

Well he wrote a prescription
And I filled it in at the lo-cal drug store
Thank you mister now I see that my tool is back
And my problem is no more, yay-ee-yay!

Jimmy is rigid now I'm masculine
About time to make him last-in'
Flaccid days are gone, now I'm proud an' long
('cause) with water I swallowed three Viagra

Well she said that's much better
Said she couldn't live with her man's low pole
Listen honey can't you see libido is back
And my baby wants some more, many lays!

Jimmy is rigid through this medicine
Now he rise for your O-'casion
All the days are good, when you're sportin' wood
(and) The manly are a-buyin' Viagra
(and so) The manly are a-takin' Viagra

( Organ outro )
copyright 2005+ Red Ant. Still don't have E.D., my wife will testify to that.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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LucidLupin LeeBee - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What a big one! I sang this along to the Joe COCKer version - no stiff competition here ;) 555
alvin rhodes - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
good for job...5s
Kristof Robertson - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You call him JIMMY?? You need help, Antman...;-) 555
AFW - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Like your up mood version...fives
carol - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
cheeky and clever! 555
Red Ant - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks LLLB, Alvin, Kristof, AFW and Carol.

LLLB: Didn't know Joe Cock-her covered this.

Kristof: Actually, no, "Jimmy" rhymed with "Gimme" and "Totem Pole of Love" had too many syllables to fit in there.
Scrawny Johnny - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
It was funny, however I cannot give you adequate truthful votes until I've heard the original song...but keep up the good work and don't let yourself down (in more ways than one!!!)
Yet Another Dutchman - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
544. Funny! Next, write a parody about what happens AFTER you've made use of the viagra, and I don't mean IMMEDIATELY after, and I don't mean between your legs.
Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny and Yet Another Dutchman. YAD, since I don't have ED and have never taken a Viagra (let alone 3) I have no idea what happens or how the stuff really works, thus a parody of that nature is beyong me without book research. One of the original lines in my rough draft was "Bonely ways are gone, low testosterone", but I'm not even sure if ED drugs work on testosterone.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, I heard on the news a couple of weeks ago how viagra could cause blindness and other nasty side-effects, and I smelt parody material, that's all.
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555 anyway, any parody about viagra is good. =)
Red Ant - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks YAD and Step-chan
Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ehh... You're welcome? Whatcha thankin' me for?
Red Ant - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
The thanks were for the news on Viagra.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, gotcha. LOL, that comment "the thanks were for the news on Viagra" must have looked really weird on its lonesome in the "Latest Comments" section. Nah, I'm just kidding you. You may not have E.D., but we can call you Mr. Ed. now, Red Ant. Mr. Editor, that is. You made it to editor of the Dated and Dirty Lyrics sections. Congrats! And you dare still call yourself a newbie... ;-)
Red Ant - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Yet Another Dutchman for noticing my sections. As far as newbie, I suppose after another year here and 200 parodies I can pass that title on to someone else.
Agrimorfee - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny. I can tell, sadly, this is an early effort from you, based on the pacing.
Red Ant - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee. About the pacing, I was at a loss on how to reconcile the lyrics I d/l with what I heard on the CD. The parenthetical words are not heard in the version I have.
Adagio - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one, Jack.
Matthias - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) It was very, very wood! I mean good! Actually I mean both!
Kristof Robertson - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above...and say hello to Jimmy for me. 555
Johnny D - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) A manly song indeed.
stuart mcarthur - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-V) some great lines Jack, and "many lays" just sits up there beautifully - "Jimmy is rigid through this medicine" was a great piece of pacing too - 555
Arwen - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC...I feel like I know the OS...but I just can't place it. I'd like to give this one a standing ovation anyway...
Red Ant - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Matthias, Kristof, Johnny D, Stu and Arwen.

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