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Song Parodies -> "MILF!"
Original Song Title:
"Help!"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"MILF!"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
MILF(n)=Mother I'd Like to be Friends (with). The verb form indicates the establishment of a mutual friendship.
MILF!, that mom's a hottie
MILF!, with an awesome body
MILF!, you know I need some fun
MILF!
Now she is older, a bit older now I say
I always noticed she's a hottie, MILF in ev'ry way
And when her kids are gone, she finds herself so bored
Killing time, what's on her mind? A man whos twenty-four!
MILF she is my plan, I'm leaving now
And I do appreciate them big and round
MILF she is the new friend that I've found
Don't you tease, please MILF me
But now my wife's enraged in oh so many ways
Misunderstanding? Hell, that woman's twice your age!
But every now and then I'm eager to explore
Is it a crime, in that I find, the younger girls a bore?
MILF she is my plan, I'm leaving now
And I do appreciate them big and round
MILF she is the new friend that I've found
Don't you tease, please MILF me
Now she is older, a bit older still I say
I always noticed she's a hottie, MILFs can't go to waste
And when her kids are gone, she finds herself so bored
I arrive, and passion flies, we get down on the floor
MILF she is my friend, I'm feeling 'down'
Until we're interrupted by a sound
MILF she has a husband still around
Need to leave, leave quickly, quickly, quickly, oh!
MILF!, with an awesome body
MILF!, you know I need some fun
MILF!
Now she is older, a bit older now I say
I always noticed she's a hottie, MILF in ev'ry way
And when her kids are gone, she finds herself so bored
Killing time, what's on her mind? A man whos twenty-four!
MILF she is my plan, I'm leaving now
And I do appreciate them big and round
MILF she is the new friend that I've found
Don't you tease, please MILF me
But now my wife's enraged in oh so many ways
Misunderstanding? Hell, that woman's twice your age!
But every now and then I'm eager to explore
Is it a crime, in that I find, the younger girls a bore?
MILF she is my plan, I'm leaving now
And I do appreciate them big and round
MILF she is the new friend that I've found
Don't you tease, please MILF me
Now she is older, a bit older still I say
I always noticed she's a hottie, MILFs can't go to waste
And when her kids are gone, she finds herself so bored
I arrive, and passion flies, we get down on the floor
MILF she is my friend, I'm feeling 'down'
Until we're interrupted by a sound
MILF she has a husband still around
Need to leave, leave quickly, quickly, quickly, oh!
copyright 2005+ Red Ant
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Bring even more truth to the phrase, "Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do." Great work, Red Ant.
this is a PIWHLTHW...parody i would have loved to have written...5s
Bwahahaha! 'Establishment of mutual FRIENDSHIP?' This guy isn't fooling anyone, not even himself if he wanted to. Fine job on both the pacing and the funny, Red Ant.
Thanks 2nz, Alvin and YAD. Alvin, I was in disbelief when I searched for this title and it had not been taken yet here nor on whatfreaks. YAD, nope, not fooling anyone with my explanation of MILF. =)
MILF...My Impulse, Leave Fives....great job, here
naughty naughty. 5's
Nice to read one about those hot older babes.
"The verb form indicates the establishment of a mutual friendship"!
Brilliant! And the same goes for the rest, from the intro down this is a parody that scores, regardless of TOS's age. :-)
Brilliant! And the same goes for the rest, from the intro down this is a parody that scores, regardless of TOS's age. :-)
A BOBBY DAZZLER 555
Have you been watching Desparate Housewives????????????
Thanks AFW, Carol, Royce, Peter, Robert and Kat. Kat, no, I haven't though I guess this fits pretty well with that show.
Hm. It's sort of like that piece I saw on National Lampoon recently: "Dude, Your Mom's Hot!"
excellent - your parodies are becoming consistently so, Red Ant - 555
Thanks Offender; I've said that a few times myself, not about your mom of course. Thanks Stu, that means a lot to me, mainly that I'd better not put out a sucky one any time soon!
[SOTM] Pure genius - easily one of your best parodies to date!!! 555+
LOL...I agree with the screaming masses above saying it's one of your best to date!
(SOTM) see above - this is a great idea, well executed Red Ant (that almost deserves a GI-WE acronym by now) and a great punch-line, in both senses - maybe even a knock-out punchline (to labour the pun)
(SOTM) That philandering soul John Lennon would have approved of this one, methinks. 555
(SOTM) dktos soz
SOTM: Beatles gone naughty!!!
Great stuff, Jack Ant. And it's given me a few ideas, which, in this case, is not necessarily a good thing. Anecdote: A while back I had a great idea for a T-shirt: "GOT MILF?" I was thrilled by my originality until I Googled it and found, like, a bazillion matches.
Any idea what Josh 2 means by "dktos soz"? I know what DKTOS means (though, in this case, I'm flabbergasted that anyone would NOT know the Beatles' "Help" - let alone ADMIT to not knowing it), but what's with "soz"?
Any idea what Josh 2 means by "dktos soz"? I know what DKTOS means (though, in this case, I'm flabbergasted that anyone would NOT know the Beatles' "Help" - let alone ADMIT to not knowing it), but what's with "soz"?
Thanks DAK, Jeff, Stu, Agrimorfee, Josh 2, Matthias and Spaff.
Stu: I haven't managed to get a TMGLTM yet but the GI-WE acronym pleases me greatly. Acronyms rule. ;-)
Spaff: Act out on them, just make sure no husbands are still around. As for the "soz" question, I thought it was a custom tailored acronym of praise for me until I read the other entries this month and found, like, a bazillion matches. My best guess is "soz" is 1337 5P34K (leet speak) or HaXXOr TaLk (hacker talk) for "sorry(-ies)".
Stu: I haven't managed to get a TMGLTM yet but the GI-WE acronym pleases me greatly. Acronyms rule. ;-)
Spaff: Act out on them, just make sure no husbands are still around. As for the "soz" question, I thought it was a custom tailored acronym of praise for me until I read the other entries this month and found, like, a bazillion matches. My best guess is "soz" is 1337 5P34K (leet speak) or HaXXOr TaLk (hacker talk) for "sorry(-ies)".
A lot of very good lines, particularly the "tease, please" line.
(SOTM) I don't get it, but it sounds weird. And that makes it funny. Well done, Red Ant.
(SOTM) Excellent work, there. As for "soz" - not sure if it's used in the 1337 crowd at all, but it was certainly a slang term for "sorry" in the area I grew up in.
Thanks John, bobpiecheese and double thanks to Adam for the "soz" explanation.
Thought I'd left a comment here, too... definitely voted already, though. I'm sure it was a very apposite and witty comment that I forgot to leave. Anyway, funny stuff...
(SOTM) Stacy's mom... beatle's style. Fairly well written, but the line "now she is older" is a syllable short compared to "when I was very young" and that really sticks out in a short song like this. But not bad.
Thanks Phil and Ethan. Ethan, I'm not sure where you got that lyric as I heard "When I was younger" on both the #1 CD and the cover MP3 I provided (and the d/l lyrics I used) of which "Now she is older" scans pretty well.
SOTM - Caught with your hands in the kooky jar? Just what I expected... ;-)
(SOTM) Totally chucklesome and a bit saucy, Antman...And you're right; Ethan's misquoted the lyric, and will have to do penance by listening to a whole Celine Dion album. 555
(SOTM) Great pacing on this, but you could have varied a bit more of the chorus than you did. Still, it's pretty funny.
Still works great with the original second time around. Mrs. Robinson, we'll stay 'friends' not matter what, but the 'awesome body' thing really helps.
(SOTM) PILF (Parody I'd Love to FIVE) !
Funny stuff, and I agree you're getting better and better all the time. Not that you stunk before. You know what I mean. Loved Johnny's comment too.
Thanks Tim, Kristof, wbmj, 2nz, Johnny D and Claude.
Ha. Love it.
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