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Song Parodies -> "Love Uranus"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Love Uranus"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
As performed by Ol' Blue Eye!
Love Uranus, Love Uranus
Even though it may appear quite heinous
Some might think it's boring
Though I say it is worth exploring
Love Uranus, Love Uranus
It's a planet blue that now is famous
If you cannot find it
You might go ask a "shuttle pilot"
Try, try, try, to educate men
(Well, un-assisted)
My, you, guys are really total thumbs
(But not ham-fisted!)
Love Uranus, Love Uranus
Well just how long can this joke sustain us?
That is a good question
Perhaps this is the last transgression
Even though it may appear quite heinous
Some might think it's boring
Though I say it is worth exploring
Love Uranus, Love Uranus
It's a planet blue that now is famous
If you cannot find it
You might go ask a "shuttle pilot"
Try, try, try, to educate men
(Well, un-assisted)
My, you, guys are really total thumbs
(But not ham-fisted!)
Love Uranus, Love Uranus
Well just how long can this joke sustain us?
That is a good question
Perhaps this is the last transgression
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Great job, Uranus other Paradists right off the page..
I imagine this can sustain us a good while.
Good one, Jack. : ) 5's
i can see uranus just swell when there's a full moon
555, from an old astronomy lover. ^__^
Somebody's been listening to too much Tony Kornheiser. Soon to be recorded, perhaps, by the Neptunes?
Cosmic! ..yet.. somehow anal.. Funny stuff, Jack!
Thanks AFW, Royce, Pat, Alvin, Step-chan, Michael and Rod.
This joke is so tired, even on amiright. This was so early last year. Come on, write about something different already! Everyone else is past this stupid subject, so shaddup already!
Hey, how'd you like to become ol' black eye?
YA: I'm aware the joke/subject was done quite a bit last year. However, I didn't start submitting/reading parodies until Feb of 2005. I write about other subjects all of the time. I do not recall 'speaking' about this either. What this is really about is not the subject matter but me plugging this URL on Spaff's parody since your comment was posted within 5 minutes of me doing so.
Irritated: A threat of violence? While getting a black eye would no doubt suck for me, I suspect getting Bubba as your cellmate would suck much more for you. Happy New Year to both of you.
Irritated: A threat of violence? While getting a black eye would no doubt suck for me, I suspect getting Bubba as your cellmate would suck much more for you. Happy New Year to both of you.
I don't really see the tie-in with Santa, but it's kinda mean to hit you with 1s just for (butt) plugging. I think it's a decent addition to the archives of Uranus. I also thought I'd voted on this earlier. Maybe I didn't but that's taken care of now, with 5s.
Thanks Peter.
Damn, Ant, I'm totally slipping if I can let a song about Uranus go unnoticed for two months. Sorry you had to plug it (heh heh) to get me to pay attention. "Ham-fisted" - nice. For the record, I agree with Royce, and think "Your Anus" picked the perfect name for himself.
Thanks Spaff.
That was a buttload of fun.
Whoever gave this 111 must have been really butthurt.
(ABC) This seemed incomplete according to the video, but I guess it's better to stop before the joke gets too long-winded. Short but sweet, 555!
I heard that Uranus is a pretty crappy place, I don't care though I would like to drill down into Uranus and take a look at it's core.
(ABC) No butt puns from me. However, I enjoyed this. Wish there was more.
As it has been well documented, I'm a big fan of two things, puns and potty humor. So this is practically the perfect topic for a parody! Great job!
Thanks all: tcop, there is a triple repeat of first part of the final line (which I skipped), other than that, I think it's all there. There may be a shorter version, or I might have missed it.
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