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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
It's probably pretty normal for reindeer, but still.....
Rudolph the inbred reindeer
Had abnormal chromosomes
Was sofa king we taught Ed
(that is un-PC I know)
Barbra his mother reindeer
Did it with his Uncle Nate
They never meant poor Rudolph
Wished they could unprocreate
And his sister, Mistress Eve
She had this to say
'Rudolph seems your not too bright
Damn you are a fugly sight'
None of the reindeer loved him
As they pointed out to me
Rudolph the inbred reindeer
Has an unforked fam'ly tree
Had abnormal chromosomes
Was sofa king we taught Ed
(that is un-PC I know)
Barbra his mother reindeer
Did it with his Uncle Nate
They never meant poor Rudolph
Wished they could unprocreate
And his sister, Mistress Eve
She had this to say
'Rudolph seems your not too bright
Damn you are a fugly sight'
None of the reindeer loved him
As they pointed out to me
Rudolph the inbred reindeer
Has an unforked fam'ly tree
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher. Apologies to Alvin (or anyone else) who might have run with this title I suggested yesterday.
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LOL! good one. 5's
This was sofa king funny!
Pretty sweet! LOL- I loved it.
Funny one, Jack. I like the pacing, but the 'inside' jokes don't go over well. Funny anyway!
Thanks Carol, PMS, Allicat and Pat. Inside joke? If you're referring to the 3rd line, I PMed you on it.
lol ALOT!!! 555
Cringe-inducingly funny. I'm admittedly out of it, but I hadn't encountered the term "sofa king" until recently; now I'm seeing it everywhere. I saw U2 in concert last night and somebody had a sign that said BONO U R SOFA KING HOT. Anyway. "Unprocreate" is classic.
Thanks Joel and Spaff. I saw that "sofa king" line a while back on an "explosives humor" web page (I guess getting blown to bits can be funny under the right circumstances...).
awesome ^_^
guess he's one of those redNECK reindeers too
Thanks SM and Alvin.
That's horrible, why would reindeer be inbred just for the sake of writing a parody?!?!Especially rudolph?!?!
Holiday lover, while I'm far from an expert on animal mating practice, I do know that many species inbreed to some extent. Why Rudolph? His name was already in the title.
I love holidays too, but I do have a sense of humor...for example, I think "sofa king we taught Ed" was HILARIOUS!! Did you think that up? If so, Bravo!!
Thanks Scrawny Johnny. I wish I could claim to be the originator of "sofa king" but I am not.
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Jack. Have missed you and your contributions, this parody is a perfect example of why.
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