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Song Parodies -> "Dixon Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Bus"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Dixon Nuts"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Food parodies rule.
[intro]

Every day she looks up at you (she wants, Dixon Nuts)
To run out of nuts really gets you blue (that sucks, Dixon Nuts)
She's so happy when she gets to dine (she loves, Dixon Nuts)
To eat those Dixon Nuts suits her fine (she wants, Dixon Nuts)

All the protein she's findin' it here (she wants, Dixon Nuts)
Got more than expected, eyes did tear (too much, Dixon Nuts)
Well there's no ifs ands or buts (she loves, Dixon Nuts)
She really loves those Dixon Nuts (food lust, Dixon Nuts)

Oh..........!
[slurping sound]

I don't care what others say (she loves, Dixon Nuts)
I always give those nuts to my baby each day (she wants, Dixon Nuts)

She wants them, she wants them, she wants them,
She wants them ... (She can have them!)

Seemin' she's greedy but that's okay
Nuts she finds are a buffet
Creamy and dreamy she say
They delight my baby every day

Dixon Nuts, Dixon Nuts, Dixon Nuts ....

She asked, can I try his Dixon Nuts? (my buds, Dixon Nuts)
I said, I'll provide those Dixon Nuts (she loves, Dixon Nuts)
Oblige my baby every day (she wants, Dixon Nuts)
Her mouth is full she cannot say (she's stuffed, Dixon Nuts)

She wants them, she wants them, she wants them ...

Dinner, breakfast, even lunch (and brunch, she will munch)
She never gets enough of my Dixon Nuts (she loves, Dixon Nuts)
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Adagio - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I like your "food" parody. I don't know the song, but in this case it let me pay attention to the...words. 5's
Peter Andersson - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKDS (Don't Know Dixon Nuts - I take it's a brand name) but being nuts myself I can sorta relate. Hmm... I'll be nuts for Christmas... maybe next year... hmm...
Peter Andersson - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Not Again! I really gotta stop writing directly into these boxes, the text is to small for me to proofread - DKDN! :-(
alvin rhodes - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
sounds like the young lady has quite the appetite
Red Ant - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Peter and Alvin.
Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Eerily foreshadows Dee Range's later work, "Dicken's Cider"... Love these kinds of double-puntendres. 555
Red Ant - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Tommy Turtle. I have another idea like this in the works.

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