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Song Parodies -> "B*tch Slapped"
Original Song Title:
"Witchcraft"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"B*tch Slapped"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
Inspired by a rerun of COPS, in which two prostitutes were fighting.
[intro]
No sistuh don't go there
I KNOW... you di-n't dare
I'll rip out all yo hair
And b*tch-slap!
I warn you ho don't play dat sh*t
So girlfriend you should save dat sh*t
You'll never git away with it, fool!
You be b*tchslapped!
Oh yea b*tchslapped!
You want mo' - you ho? I gots some for you....
My pimp says I can *bleep* the meat
Dis corner's mine so beat your feet
Best leave before I sweep the street, 'chu*
You'll wind up in a ditch
So step back off me witch
Won't say it twice you b*tch, now move!
[instrumental cat fight, hilarity ensues]
You gots b*tchslapped!
Oh booyeah b*tchslapped!
You want mo' - you ho? I gots more for you....
Now you're in for a beating, see
I'm jacked up good on weed and speed
You'll regret ever meeting me, fool!
You'll wind up in a ditch
So step back up off me witch
Don't make me have ta bitch slap you!
[outro]
No sistuh don't go there
I KNOW... you di-n't dare
I'll rip out all yo hair
And b*tch-slap!
I warn you ho don't play dat sh*t
So girlfriend you should save dat sh*t
You'll never git away with it, fool!
You be b*tchslapped!
Oh yea b*tchslapped!
You want mo' - you ho? I gots some for you....
My pimp says I can *bleep* the meat
Dis corner's mine so beat your feet
Best leave before I sweep the street, 'chu*
You'll wind up in a ditch
So step back off me witch
Won't say it twice you b*tch, now move!
[instrumental cat fight, hilarity ensues]
You gots b*tchslapped!
Oh booyeah b*tchslapped!
You want mo' - you ho? I gots more for you....
Now you're in for a beating, see
I'm jacked up good on weed and speed
You'll regret ever meeting me, fool!
You'll wind up in a ditch
So step back up off me witch
Don't make me have ta bitch slap you!
[outro]
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher *a horrible butchering of proper grammar, "'chu", in this context, is a contraction of "with you", which didn't pace right.
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funny twist
DKTOS, but too good not to vote. 555.
Sounds reasonable to me..5's
DKTOS, but had me grinning the whole way. =)
First Simon and Garfunkel go at it, now 2 hos! LOL 555
Ummm...such language. : D Very funny, Jack. 5's
Such creative vocabulary.
Hilarious, 555's
wait, who's this? Jerry Springer? you say you want it for your new theme tune? you say you want Jack to sing it as well? you say you want his wife and all his ex-girlfriends up on stage at the same time? - nah, shouldn't be a problem, big J....lol - 555
Thanks Alvin, Stephen, AFW, Cat, Rick C, Pat, Millard, Larry and Stu (lol)
Wow... This I got simply bitch-slapped with this song!!!
Thanks Matthias
(ABC3-B) Ah...nothing like a parody of a classic love song turned into an innuendo about cat fighting to keep the interest alive in a competition.
(ABC3) This is sooooo wrong, I loved it!
What is the sound of one b*tch slapping? We now know! lol.
(ABC3-B) see above - bizarre juxtaposition imagining these lyrics "from da hood" sung by Frank
(ABC) Heh heh heh, for some reason, "bitch-slapped" just sounds inherently funny!
[instrumental cat fight, hilarity ensues] lol love it !
I was thinking Big Shot by Billy Joel before reading the song. Nice job!
(ABC3-B) You tol' her to hit the road, Jack! 555
(ABC-B) For what it's worth, Jack...this is a brilliant piece of writing, and you do a "sistuh" far better than a white boy should be able to. GREAT! 555
Thanx ta mah homies fo' representin', fo' rizzle. [Translation:] Thanks bobpiecheese, Agrimorfee, Rex, Stu, Johnny D, Tomario, Jeff, Rick C and Kristof.
A nice return trip to the Ghetto
(Artistry) What! You comin' back fo' mo? Bring it on!
(Artistry) Just as good the second time around.
(Artistry) Another recycled parody? Bonus! Still great!
Slapped 555 on this song.
Ha! I think these two showed up at my last family reunion!
(art) chu nailed this parody like da bomb dude - like I said above, it's amusing imagining Frank singing these words, Jack
(Artistry) Well, I'm talking to you on the phone as I type this, so I don't have to make much of a comment, but I will anyway, you B*tch:) Just kidding, you kno yo speak ta flo real well homie.
Ah the gems I missed....love it
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