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Music Jokes:

I included this riddle with a mail-in ticket request for a Dead show at the LA Coliseum (60,000+) and the ticket people must have liked it because I got a pair of front row center seats!
Q: How can you tell if Deadheads have been in your house?
A: They're still there!
Submitted by: San Diego Lotto Guy
What do you call parachutists over a Grateful Dead concert?
Acid Rain!
Submitted by: St. Stephen
There are additional music jokes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • Contrary to popular myth, there is no mention of the "Grateful Dead" in the Egyptian Book of the Dead. In fact, there is no official "Book of the Dead". The band was going by the name The Warlocks and Jerry Garcia went to a dictionary and said "whatever I point to will be the new name". He then opened up the dictionary and placed his finger on the page. When he looked down, he had chosen "Grateful Dead", which is an American folk myth. When a person pays to bury a body that no one claims it is said to appease the dead & making him grateful - the Grateful Dead. This is a story passed to me from one of the band's writers. Submitted by: Steve
  • Randomly opened the dictionary and pointed to two different words, the first being grateful and the second being dead. Submitted by: uncle butter

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"New Potato Caboose"I think The Grateful Dead may fall short of thier goal of writing a song for every single person on the planet, but at least three billion of their numbers may fall into this catagory. - princejellyfish

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"New Potato Caboose,"Unless the potato is big enough...princejellyfish
"Black-Throated Wind,"The wind doesn't have a throatprincejellyfish

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Put A Light In The Window""Turn On Your Love Light," Grateful DeadKathy
"King Of The Road""Truckin'," Grateful DeadKathy
"Black & White""Touch Of Grey," Grateful DeadMr. X
"Touch Of Grey""Bad Touch," Bloodhound Gangrocky

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Terrain Station" originally "Terrapin Station"
Amy Grunt

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Shell In A Bucket" originally "Hell In A Bucket"
As in Shell gas.
Rock Quarry
"Whelp On The Way" originally "Help On The Way"
Whelp = young offspring of any mammal
Kerianne Hopkins
"Decal" originally "Deal"
Diana Jasper

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Hell On The Way" originally "Help On The Way"
Freya
"Tough Of Grey" originally "Touch Of Grey"
Allison O'Silla
"Torch Of Grey" originally "Touch Of Grey"
Allison O'Silla

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Casey Jones""Hasty Bones"Mick Terry
"Dire Wolf""Buster Wolf"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Sugar Magnolia""Shuckin' Mag. Opus"John A. Barry
"Sugar Magnolia""Rocky Balboa"Alvin Rhodes
"Casey Jones""I Like Cow's Brain"Paul Robinson
"Sugar Magnolia""Sure Did Enjoy Ya"Alvin Rhodes
"Sugar Magnolia""Booger Magnolia"Porkbeard
"Uncle John's Band""Uncle Don's Van"Darrell Wilhelm
"The Monkey and the Engineer""The Monkey and the Acid Head"uncajon
"U.S. Blues""U.N. Blues"Stormin Norman the nag

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
CocaineDEA (Drug Enforcement Association)Robbie N.
Pants Too TightWeight WatchersJ. Geraci
Fire On The MountainAny Business Near Mt St. Helen'scyberbmcd
Casey JonesAmtrakBilly Florio

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
My Name Is
   Eminem
Casey Jones
   Grateful Dead
My Name Is Casey Jones
An everyone thought he died.
Rocky
Hell Is For Children
   Pat Benatar
Hell In A Bucket
   Grateful Dead
Hell Is For Children In A Bucket
George Straitjacket
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
   The Beatles
Throwing Stones
   The Grateful Dead
She Came Throwing Stones In Through The Bathroom Window
Fiona Apple Cider
Mr. Jones
   Counting Crowes
Casey Jones
   Grateful Dead
Mr. Casey Jones
Aaerni
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Izzy Dead?
Izzy Stradlin combined with The Grateful Dead
A pertinent question about any past or present member of GNR.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
They Might Be Dead
They Might Be Giants combined with The Grateful Dead
They'd have trouble auditioning keyboard players with this name...RIP Vince Welnick.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Dead Dead
Dead Milkmen combined with Grateful Dead
Submitted By: Edgar
Grateful Dead Eye Dick
Grateful Dead combined with Dead Eye Dick
Submitted By: FordGuy

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Know You Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was a penguin, on a northbound train.
Original Lyrics:
I with I was a headlight, on a northbound train.
"Sugar Magnola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paves my chicken when I sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Pays my ticket when I speed.
"Touch Of Gray"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the seas
Original Lyrics:
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's
"Sugar Magnolia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump like a Wildebeest in four wheel drive
Original Lyrics:
Jump like a Willys in four wheel drive
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Sugar Magnolia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump like a Wildebeest in four wheel drive
Original Lyrics:
Jump like a Willys in four wheel drive

Story about this misheard lyric by: S Johnson

Even though I knew what a Willys jeep was, it just didn't occur to me.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"China Cat Sunflower"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
Copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt stargown
through a dream night wind
Krazy Kat peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire
like a diamond-eye Jack
A leaf of all colors plays
a golden string fiddle
to a double-e waterfall over my back
Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
I rang a silent bell
beneath a shower of pearls
in the eagle wing palace
of the Queen Chinee
Why They're Nonsensical:
They speak for themselves. They're nonsense to me.
Submitted by: Stephen
 

Dated Lyrics:

"Brown-Eyed Women"
The Dated Lyrics:
1920 when he stepped to the bar, drank to the dregs of the whiskey jar.
1930 when the wall caved in, he made his way selling red-eyed gin.
-------- Daddy made whiskey and he made it well.
Cost two dollars and it burned like hell.
Why They're Dated:
Two lines refer to the early twentieth century (I'm not really clear on what you're looking for here since one example seemed to say NOT something like this and another seemed to say this was OK, but it sure sounds dated to me). The last one refers to whiskey for two dollars a bottle.
Submitted by: Stephen Segall
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Ramble On Rose"
The Lyrics:
Just like Jack the Ripper, just like Mojo Hand,
Just like Billy Sunday, in a shotgun ragtime band
----- Just like Crazy Otto, just like Wolfman Jack,
Sitting plush with a royal flush, aces back to back.
Just like Mary Shelley, just like Frankenstein,
Who They Mention:
Jack the Ripper, Billy Sunday, Wolfman Jack, Mary Shelley
Submitted by: Stephen Segall
"U.S. Blues"
The Lyrics:
I'm Uncle Sam
That's who I am
Been hidin' out
in a rock-and-roll band
Shake the hand
that shook the hand
of P.T. Barnum
and Charlie Chan
Who They Mention:
Uncle Sam
P.T. Barnum
Charlie Chan
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Cumberland Blues"
The Lyrics:
Little Ben Clock says quarter to eight.
You kept me up till four.
Product Brand Name:
The Little Ben Clock
Submitted by: Stephen Segall
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Sugar Magnolia"
Opening Lines:
Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, heads all empty and I don't care,
Comments:
Submitted by: nosckaJ
"Crazy Fingers"
Opening Lines:
Your rain falls like crazy fingers
Comments:
Submitted by: Stephen Segall
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Deaf Drug Tale Submitted by: Glenn Worthman
Dug Fat Leader Submitted by: Glenn Worthman

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mire On The Fountain" originally "Fire On The Mountain"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Band Name Spoonerisms:

The Dreadful Gate originally "The Grateful Dead"
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
The Date Grow Fed originally "The Grateful Dead"
Submitted by: Richard Head
Gateful Dread originally "Grateful Dead"
Submitted by: Herculina Alencar

Backwards Messages:

"Aoxamoxa"
This is a couple of backwards (cover art) messages from the Grateful Dead. The album "American Beauty" says "American Reality" if you look at it. The album "Aoxamoxa" the lettering spelling the "Grateful Dead" says "We Ate The Acid" in a mirror.
Submitted by: Wade Brock

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Dead (as in real dead) keyboard players"
Namely, Pigpen, Keith Godchaux, Brent Mydland, and Vince Welnick. Tom Constanten is (for now) the only surviving Dead keyboardist, and currently with Jefferson Starship.
Submitted by: Rocky
"Thier Fans"
Known as "Dead-Head's", these otherwise average citizens, have formed a strange sub-culture that will do anything, and go almost anywhere just to breath the same air as these sloppy hobo's. (I dont get it and probably never will)
Submitted by: princejellyfish
"Anthem Of The Sun"
The B-side of the album says " careful do not stop on the tracks"
Submitted by: Wade Brock

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Mortuaries/Funeral Homes/Cemetaries
Submitted by: oldrock

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