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Band Name Origins:

  • It was given to them by Lee "Scratch" Perry, and it is a type of music that was originated in the mid 1900's. Submitted by: Dongquan

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Steve Kemp""Pest killer" - Dongquan

Better Off Solo?:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Richard Archer""Featured in a Tommy Hools song back in 2003 way before Hard-Fi released their first ever single." - Dongquan

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Soft-FiThey will play love songs and not so hard rock.Dongquan

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Suburban Fights""Suburban Knights"Dongquan
"Easy to Smash""Hard to Beat"Dongquan
"Living for the Weekday""Living for the Weekend"Dongquan
"Farty Feet""Hard To Beat"Phillips
"Smashed My Shin""Cash Machine"*do not blow up your TV set

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"When I Need You," Leo Sayer"I Close My Eyes," Hard-Fi
"Window Shopper," 50 Cent"Cash Machine," Hard-Fi
"Where Do You Go?," No Mercy"Cash Machine," Hard-Fi
"Underneath Your Clothes," Shakira"Tied Up Too Tight," Hard-Fi
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Can't Get Long (Without You)" originally "Can't Get Along (Without You)"
Dongquan
"Suburban Nights" originally "Suburban Knights"
Same pronounciation, different meaning/spelling
Dongquan
"Living Or The Weekend" originally "Living For The Weekend"
You have two choices: Live or the weekend
Dongquan
"Had To Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Lois Teem
"Ash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Hard To Bleat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Joe
"Hard Top Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Definitely changes the meaning.
Dongquan
"Clash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Heard To Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Dongquan
"Crash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Kerianne Hopkins

Change a Letter:

"Cast Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Sash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Wash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Hand To Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
A hand in a card game, that is.
Amy Grunt
"Can't Bet Along (Without You)" originally "Can't Get Along (Without You)"
Someone help me with my footy tips!
Dongquan

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Suburban Knights""Festive Days"Christopher Long
"Cash Machine""Dishwasher"Dongquan
"Cash Machine""Britney Spears"Dongquan
"Cash Machine""Computer"Dongquan
"Cash Machine""Duffy's Concert"Dongquan
"Cash Machine""Blair Machine"Powersymphonia
"Living For The Weekend""Living for the Pleading"Bonomaniac89'
"Cash Machine""Gluttony"n0tr3sp0ns1bl3

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Suburban KnightsPolice stationDongquan
Living for the WeekendWorkplaceDongquan
Better do BetterDomestic Violence CounsellingDongquan
Middle Eastern HolidayBaghdad International AirportDongquan
Hard To BeatGeelong Football ClubDongquan
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Blue (Da Ba Dee)
   Eiffel 65
Cash Machine
   Hard Fi
Blue Cash Machine
Three letters:ANZ
Voyage.One
Over My Head (Cable Car)
   The Fray
Cash Machine
   Hard-Fi
Over My Head (Cash Machine)
Dongquan
How to Save a Life
   The Fray
Living for the Weekend
   Hard-Fi
How to Save a Living for the Weekend
Dongquan
Missing
   Everything But The Girl
Cash Machine
   Hard-Fi
Missing Cash Machine
Where do I process my money then?
Dongquan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Hard-Republic
OneRepublic combined with Hard-Fi
Submitted By: Dongquan
Tenacious-Fi
Tenacious D combined with Hard-Fi
Submitted By: Dongquan
Blue-Fi
Blue combined with Hard-Fi
Two UK all-boy bands.
Submitted By: Dongquan
Maroon-Fi
Maroon 5 combined with Hard-Fi
Submitted By: Dongquan

There are additional Hard-Fi Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Living For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls**t!
or
Push it!
Original Lyrics:
Pressure!
"Living For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
So my neighbors are on the list
Original Lyrics:
So my name isn't on the list
"Cash Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a hole in my rocket
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket
"Hard To Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
But baby, you and me,
We cannot find a street
or
Big Daddy, you and me,
We cannot find a street
Original Lyrics:
But that ain't you and me
We came up from a street
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Living for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls**t!
OR
Push it!
Original Lyrics:
Pressure!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dongquan

Sounds like there's some swearing in this song....

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Cash Machine"
Better Lyrics:
There's a pole in my rocket
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket
Submitted by: Dongquan

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Cash Machine"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket
Why They're Repetitive:
Repeated three times, and was about to be repeated a fourth time before the "my pocket, my pocket" part was cut out.
Submitted by: Dongquan
 

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Cash Machine"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I try to phone a friend
My credit's in the red
Why They're Insincere:
The singer mentions the "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" lifeline, but then he finds out that he's got no more credit.
Submitted by: Dongquan
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Cash Machine"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket
Why They're Inappropriate:
What does having a hole in your pocket got to do with this song?
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Living For The Weekend"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
So my name isn't on the list
'no you can't come in, so go home boys!'
Why They're Inappropriate:
You cannot celebrate the weekend without having fun with your mates.
Submitted by: Dongquan
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Living for the Weekend"
The Lyrics:
Run down my street, Adidas on my feet
I'm on fire
Product Brand Name:
Adidas
Submitted by: Dongquan
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Better do Better"
The Song Lyrics:
Oh let me tell ya I am through with you
Song They Mention:
"Through With You" by Maroon 5.
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Better do Better"
The Song Lyrics:
Cheated on me, I was the last to know
Song They Mention:
"Last to Know" by Pink.
Submitted by: Dongquan
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Living for the Weekend"
Opening Lines:
Oh, I've been working all week I'm tired, yeah I've been working all week I'm just living for the weekend.
Comments:
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Cash Machine"
Opening Lines:
Go to a cash machine, to get a ticket home.
Comments:
Submitted by: Dongquan

Song Title Space Change:

"Sub Ur Bank Nights" originally "Suburban Knights"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Living For The Wee Ken D." originally "Living For The Weekend"
So Ken D. is a really small guy?
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
"Is Hall Over Come" originally "I Shall Overcome"
Submitted by: Dongquan

Band Name Anagrams:

Hard If Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Had Fir Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hid Far Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Far Hid Submitted by: Marcia Todd
Had-Fri Submitted by: Dongquan

Song Title Anagrams:

"Mechanic Ash" originally "Cash Machine"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"A Rat Hotbed" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
"Hatred Boat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
"Toad Breath" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Diet too Uptight" originally "Tied Up Too Tight"
Submitted by: Dongquan

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Tied Up Too Tight"
The Lyrics:
Straight out of West London
Why:
West London - I believe the band are trying to get out of West London.
Submitted by: Dongquan
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wry Anne" originally "I Ran"
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
"Wiving for the Leekend" originally "Living for the Weekend"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Bard To Heat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: Lois Teem

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Cash Machine"
The Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket
Why:
There's a pole in my hocket
Submitted by: Dongquan
 

Lyrics Alliteration:

"Tied up Too Tight"
The Lyrics:
Tied up too tight!
Why:
Tied, too and tight all start with a 't'. And it's repeated in the chorus as well.
Submitted by: Dongquan
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Fard-Hi originally "Hard-Fi"
Submitted by: Dongquan

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