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Fun Music Information -> Kelly Rowland

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Kelandria Rowland. Submitted by: soul ii

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hole""Stole"yanet:ass seen on TV

Change a Letter:

"Stove" originally "Stole"
Alina
"Style" originally "Stole"
Serafina
"Stone" originally "Stole"
Peter
"Store" originally "Stole"
Serafina
"Stale" originally "Stole"
Stan Doff

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Stole""Grammatical Error"Diana
"Stole""Surrounded By Clones"Jill
"Stole""Stole (The Chaos Emeralds)"Neo Matrix
"Stole""Coal"S.T.G.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
StoleTheft RingGar
StolePolice (theft)Anne

Misheard Lyrics:

"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
She could have been a groovy spark
Never had a chance to grow and fart
Original Lyrics:
She could have been a movie star
Never got the chance to go that far
"Comeback"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold your Rottweiler on the internet
Before you had her put right down.
Original Lyrics:
I throw the RA-RA only up when
They go all the way down.
"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same nice hands as Marilyn Monroe.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same sized hands as Marilyn Monroe.
"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Fitz Chinese Theatre Show.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size a** as Marilyn Monroe
She put her finger up her butt hole and started singing low.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands as Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theater Show.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mad monkey

My friend was singing it in the playground. I asked her if she knew the lyrics. Instead of saying the true lyrics, she said something which sounded like this. We just fell about laughing!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Simply Deep"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Through my eyes I vision you
Why They're Nonsensical:
You just wouldn't believe this - to add to her scope of talent, Kelly Rowland can actually 'vision' things using...guess what...her eyes! Amazing girl! And to top things all, she possesses the inability to discern between what is a noun and what is a verb! Cor, blimey! How can you 'vision' someone? Considering this was written by Beyonce's sister Solange - constantly touted by her big sis and Kelly as one of 'the best songwriters ever' - as well, this alone is enough to force one to hold such a claim with strong suspicion.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Stole"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Her life was stole
Why They're Nonsensical:
Shouldn't it be "stolen", since that's the past participle?
Submitted by: Junior

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Stole"
The Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands
As Marilyn Monroe
Who They Mention:
Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by: P
 

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Kel-lee Rowe-lind
She was a member of Destiny's Child before going solo, just like her bandmate Beyonce.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh

Band Name Anagrams:

Worldly Ankle Submitted by: Hayley Spalding

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