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Fun Music Information -> Spinal Tap

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Quotes:

Have a good time ... All the time.
- Spinal Tap
Submitted by: LucidLupin
If this is the 90's fast food era, then the majesty of rock is fast food for thought'
Submitted by: LucidLupin

Band Name Origins:

  • Not many people realize but the name 'Spinal Tap' was chosen because the members swore to each other, that if any evil, or any dark force was to later try and steal what they had created, they would hunt the darkness (evil) down and perform an unnesessary spinal tap operation on them, with very very untrained hands. Submitted by: Jumbofallice

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Break Like The Wind,"The wind is not something physically breakable.GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Majesty Of Rock,"How can a rock be majestic?GlamRockNinjaLord

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"So Whatcha Want?," Beastie Boys"Gimme Some Money," Spinal Tap
"Innuendo," Queen"Lick My Love Pump," Spinal Tap
"Nightmare," Avenged Sevenfold"Christmas With The Devil," Spinal Tap
"I Am The Resurrection," The Stone Roses"Back From The Dead," Spinal Tap
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Beak Like The Wind" originally "Break Like The Wind"
Is the wind a bird?!?
Polly Cannon

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"The Majesty Of Rocky" originally "The Majesty Of Rock"
Valerie Cameron
"The Majesty Of Frock" originally "The Majesty Of Rock"
Valerie Cameron
"Shell Hole" originally "Hell Hole"
Billy Reuben
"The Majesty Of Crock" originally "The Majesty Of Rock"
Natalie Snortman

Change a Letter:

"Sex Firm" originally "Sex Farm"
Adrienne Schnell
"Hex Farm" originally "Sex Farm"
Tiffany Carriker
"The Majesty Of Rick" originally "The Majesty Of Rock"
Tiffany Carriker
"Hell Home" originally "Hell Hole"
A home one doesn't want to have!
Tiffany Carriker

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Stonehenge""Death Squads"Malcolm Higgins
"Sex Farm""Egg Farm"Malcolm Higgins
"Hell Hole""(Fell Into A) Man Hole"Malcolm Higgins
"Stonehenge""Arwen"Malcolm Higgins
"Stonehenge""Bartend"Malcolm Higgins
"Stobehenge""Dexter"Malcolm Higgins
"Stonehenge""Clean Coal"Malcolm Higgins
"(Listen to the) Flower People""(Listen to the) Swedish People"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Stonehenge""Mau-ry"Malcolm Higgins
"Stonehenge""K-1"Malcolm Higgins

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Hell HoleFirst Choice holidays organisationpickle
Hell HoleAir ConditioningRocky
Big BottomPlumbing servicePF4Eva

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Big BottomWeight Watcherskit
Gimme Some MoneyThe IRSKerianne

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Welcome To My Nightmare
   Alice Cooper
Rock And Roll Nightmare
   Spinal Tap
Welcome To My Rock And Roll Nightmare
GlamRockNinjaLord
Down In A Hole
   Alice In Chains
Hell Hole
   Spinal Tap
Down In A Hell Hole
GlamRockNinjaLord
Gimme Some Money
   Spinal Tap
Right Now
   Van Halen
Gimme Some Money Right Now!
GlamRockNinjaLord
Big Bottom
   Spinal Tap
Rock Bottom
   UFO
Big Rock Bottom
GlamRockNinjaLord
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Caroline's Spinal Tap
Caroline's Spine combined with Spinal Tap
Submitted By: Marion Shelby
Spinal Starecase
Spiral Starecase combined with Spinal Tap
If we had a section to change a letter in band names, this could be used.
Submitted By: Harlow Goobley

Misheard Lyrics:

"Short and Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shred her teat
Mo' mucho mighty
Original Lyrics:
Très petite
But mucho mighty
"The Majesty Of Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
The farmer takes a life
The barber takes a pole.
Original Lyrics:
The farmer takes a wife
The barber takes a pole.
"Sex Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex bar woman
or
Sex bomb woman
or
Sex fun woman
or
Six pound woman
or
Six-ton woman
Original Lyrics:
Sex farm woman

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You're sweet but you're just four feet And you still got your baby teeth You're too young and I'm too well hung Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well, you can guess. Just to let you know they were a JOKE band.
Submitted by: dnlcrdn
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Sex Farm"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Workin' on a sex farm
Plowing through your bean field
Whippin' out my pitch fork
Pokin' your hay
Why They're Dirty:
One of the dirtiest songs of all time.
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
"Big Bottom"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Why They're Dirty:
This whole song is about banging girls with big @$$es, and with no subtle language!
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola

Song Title Space Change:

"Christ Ma's With The Devil" originally "Christmas With The Devil"
Damn nice place for the Virgin Mary?
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"The Majesty O' Frock" originally "The Majesty Of Rock"
Submitted by: Natalie Snortman

Band Name Anagrams:

I Plan Past Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
Planning past? How's that for a futile activity?
Papa's Lint Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
Pin A Splat Submitted by: Tiffany Carriker
Splats aren't easy to pin!
Slap Paint Submitted by: Natalie Snortman
Messy if the paint is wet!
Paint Pals Submitted by: Natalie Snortman

Songs That Are Banned:

"Smell The Glove (Album)"
The original album cover was deemed extremely sexist, so, the band opted for an all-black cover, devoid of anything, including the band name and album title. In the words of bandleader Nigel Tufnel: "It's like, how much more black can you get? The answer is none. None more black."
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

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