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Band Name Origins:
- I talked to the lead singer about a few weeks ago. The members of the band are originally from Orange, Pomona, and Costa Mesa (Also known as Mesa), California. Orange, Pomona, Mesa = OPM. The drug reference is just a concidential bonus. Submitted by: Dan J
- if you say OPM out loud, it's opium, the drug. Submitted by: mim
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Heaven Is A Hogshead" | "Heaven Is A Halfpipe" | Trevor Overt |
| "Heaven Is Two Barrels" | "Heaven Is A Halfpipe" | Trevor Overt |
| "Heaven Is A Quarter Tun" | "Heaven Is A Halfpipe" | Trevor Overt |
| "Heaven Is A Half Pint" | "Heaven Is A Half Pipe" | Regina Haniger |
| "Heaven is a Haircilp" | "Heaven is a Halfpipe" | The Real Slim Shadier |
There are additional OPM new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Heaven Is A Halfpipe," | You can't skateboard in heaven! | Tommy |
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Heaven Is A Half Pipe" | "Byers is a Halfwit" | Jim A |
| "Heaven Is A Halfpipe" | "Heaven is a BiGG Mouths" | The OverWeighter (American LardAss) |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| My Blue Heaven Fats Domino | Heaven Is A Half-Pipe OPM | My Blue Heaven Is A Half-Pipe | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| Stairway To Heaven Led Zeppelin | Heaven Is A Half Pipe OPM | Stairway To Heaven Is A Half Pipe It's not that good, but it's my first time. | ZSGhost |
| Heaven Is A Halfpipe OPM | The Pied Piper Crispian St. Peters | Heaven Is A Half-Pied Piper | Natalie Snortman |
| Heaven Is A Halfpipe OPM | Bridge Over Troubled Water Simon And Garfunkel | Heaven Is A Half Bridge Over Troubled Water Pipe | Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend |
| There are additional OPM duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics: If I dobby for I wake
Original Lyrics: If I die before I wake
| "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics: When most people think of Heaven
They see those curly gays. Original Lyrics: Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those Pearly Gates. |
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics: And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus, Pac, and my mom. Original Lyrics: And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packin' my bong. | "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause right now on Earth I can't do s***
Without the devil in within. Original Lyrics: 'Cause right now on Earth I can't do s***
Without the man f***ing with it. |
| There are additional OPM misheard lyrics available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Heaven is a Halfpipe"
Better Lyrics:
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I'll play games
Original Lyrics:
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep
"Heaven is a Halfpipe"
Better Lyrics:
Sayin' if I die before I wake
At least put my head upon a stake.
Cause last time I died my friends did not
And now my head shows signs of rot.
An angel would be a pigmy
Chompin' down on some feet
Dancin' in the desert
And groovin' down to this beat
And if you don't believe in angels
or pygmies or vampires too
You just call 991
We'll send them boppin' on round to you
Sayin'...
At least put my head upon a stake.
Cause last time I died my friends did not
And now my head shows signs of rot.
An angel would be a pigmy
Chompin' down on some feet
Dancin' in the desert
And groovin' down to this beat
And if you don't believe in angels
or pygmies or vampires too
You just call 991
We'll send them boppin' on round to you
Sayin'...
Original Lyrics:
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without The Man upon my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back
with Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
we just sit back and laugh at you
Sayin'...
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without The Man upon my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back
with Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
we just sit back and laugh at you
Sayin'...
Submitted by: Chookie
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"El Capitan"
The Funny Lyrics: Some like gin, some like tonic, I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic.
Why They're Funny: It's funny 'cause its true
Submitted by: Swees
| "Heaven is a Half-Pipe"
The Funny Lyrics: Think I really care that I miss my biology
Got my education in stale fishology Why They're Funny: I hope I misheard these...
Submitted by: Nance
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Stash Up"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I don't give a f***,
Not a single f***, Not a single, solitary f***, Coz I don't give a f***, muthaf****r. Why They're Repetitive: ok, foul language, but do we need it 9 f*ckin times? Come on guys, it may sound louder every time, but we need some originality!
Submitted by: theclown187
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Band Name Anagrams:
Mop Submitted by: Peter Dick
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Vicodin
Vicodin contains opiates, as does opium.
Submitted by: JC Foster
