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Fun Music Information -> Shania Twain

Album cover parody of The Woman in Me by Shania Twain
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Shiana Twain, Shana Twian

Quotes:

I dont even know half the time what I'm nominated for.
- Shania Twain - on winning awards
Submitted by: LucidLupin
I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

Submitted by: LucidLupin

Jokes:

What did Shania Twain's husband say to her when he started feeling frisky? "Woman! I feel like a man!"
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Shania Twain was baptised Eillen Regina Edwards. She was adopted by her stephfather Jerry Twain, an Ojibwa native. Starting her career she changed her first name to Shania ( in Ojibwa "Im on my way"), the name of a co-worker Submitted by: Anne Jo
  • Actual name Irene Twain. Twain's manager did not think her name would sell records. He asked her to change Twain but in respect to her father kept Twain and changed Irene. Submitted by: Irene

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Eileen Twain. Submitted by: Celeste

Also known as: Eilleen Twain. Submitted by: New Country

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Shea, Nia. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Shea, Nia. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Eja - Where did she ever come up with this name for a boy. Submitted by: Ellie
  • Eja - It is pronounced "Asia", but Shania didn't change her name to honour her father, but to honor her stepfather. Submitted by: Baby Girl Jen Giles
  • Eja - Shania named her son this after a word from her father's Native Indian culture. For those of you that don't know, Shania changed her name to Shania to honor her father. Shania means "on my way" and she has proven that time and time again. NEVER diss Shania again!! Submitted by: micmorg
  • Eja - Pronounced "Asia." Why would she want to give her boy a strange name? Submitted by: crazydon

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Shania TwangShe's a country artist, so this would fit well.Schadenfreudian Slip

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Man! I Feel Like A Moron!""Man! I Feel Like A Woman!"The Pee Little Thrigs
"I'm Gonna Lose Ya' Bad""I'm Gonna Get Ya' Good"Country
"'I'm Gonna Fail Ya Good'""'I'm Gonna Getcha Good'"Chris
"'He's Not Just A Mental Case'""'She's Not Just A Pretty Face'"Chris
"'Homework'""'Juanita'"Chris

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I'm Slowly Turning Into You," The White Stripes"Don't Be Stupid," Shania Twain
"The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know," Panic at the Disco"Don't Be Stupid," Shania Twain
"Gonna Build A Mountain," Sammy Davis, Jr."That Don't Impress Me Much," Shania Twain
"One Moment In Time," Whitney Houston"From This Moment On," Shania Twain
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Hat Don't Impress Me Much" originally "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Shania's just not into some hats.
Peter
"Whose Bed Have Your Bots Been Under?" originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Really don't like when people leave robots there.
Peter
"Whose Bed Have Our Boots Been Under?" originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Peter
"Whose Ed Have Your Boots Been Under?" originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Could be more than one Ed?
Peter
"Ma, I Feel Like A Woman!" originally "Man, I Feel Like A Woman!"
What the adolescent daughter says to her mother.
Rahi

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Any Man Of Miner" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Yvette Bristle
"Any Main Of Mine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
As in water main
Yvette Bristle
"Andy Man Of Mine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Yvette Bristle
"Any Man Off Mine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Yvette Bristle
"Whose Bead Have Your Boots Been Under?" originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
That would be one very small person's boots!
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Any Tan Of Mine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Yvette Bristle
"Any Man Of Wine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Yvette Bristle
"Any Mag Of Mine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Mag, as in magazine
Yvette Bristle
"Any Ban Of Mine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Yvette Bristle
"Any Man Of Pine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"That Don't Impress Me Much""That Spoof Don't Impress Me Much"Flash Flood
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman""Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman"Matthias
"What Made You Say That""What Made You Buy That"Rex Ungericht
"That Don't Impress Me Much""I Don't Like TV Much"Agrimorfee
"Forever and for Always""We Don't Have The Same Holidays"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Up""Up"Matthias
"That Don't Impress Me Much""I'll Win All Games A Bunch"Below Average Dave
"Man!i Feel Like A Woman!""Damn!i Felt Up A Woman!"Flash Flood
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!""I'm Gonna Fail Ya Good!"Parodier
"Juanita""Homework"Parodier

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
It Only Hurts When I'm BreathingAsthma Drugsvaunche
Ka-Ching!Credit CardsGraham McLeod
Any Man Of MineThe BacheloretteSydney
Man I Feel Like A WomanTampons, Pads or MidolRebecca
I'm Gonna Getcha GoodDog CatcherThe SHIZZLE
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Man! I Feel Like a WomanTransgender support groupThe Nerd
Gonna Getcha Good!Mafia boss's answering machineSarah
Man I Feel Like A WomanSex Change Clinicchristtina
The Woman In MeSex Change ClinicRosie
Black Eyes, Blue TearsBattered Women's ShelterRosie
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Sad Songs (Say So Much)
   Elton John
That Don't Impress Me Much
   Shania Twain
Sad Songs That Don't Impress Me (Say So Much)
Megan
All The Small Things
   Blink 182
That Don't Impress Me Much
   Shania Twain
All The Small Things That Don't Impress Me Much
Megan
Mix Me A Person
   Adam Faith
Up
   Shania Twain
Mix Me Up A Person
Literal possible if "mix up" means confuse
Alicia Sturdivant
You Get What You Give
   New Radicals
Up
   Shania Twain
You Get What You Give Up
Jim Raveling
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Question Mark Twain and the Mysterians
? (Question Mark) and the Mysterians combined with Shania Twain
Submitted By: Naomi Swanson
Rushania Twain
Rush combined with Shania Twain
Submitted By: Matt
Shania Train
Shania Twain combined with Train
Submitted By: Rafeal De La Ghetto

Misheard Lyrics:

"You Win My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make deodorant
Original Lyrics:
You make my motor run
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're not getting right down to my heart
Original Lyrics:
But you've got being right, down to an art.
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you're cock at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That don't depress me much
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight

Story about this misheard lyric by: Doug

A Peter Kay sketch . But I'd always thought it was a bit mondegreenish.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"
Better Lyrics:
Ok so your're Shania Twain.
That don't impress me much.
Original Lyrics:
Ok so your're Brad Pitt.
That don't impress me much.
Submitted by: Turnabout's Fairplay
"Rock This Country"
Better Lyrics:
We're Ginna Shock This Monkey right out of this world
Original Lyrics:
We're Gonna Rock This Country right out of this world
Submitted by: Jonathan
"'It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing'"
Better Lyrics:
It only hurts when I'm teaching
My voice is only horse if I'm screeching
I'll only be fired if I'm breeching
So, I clear my throat
Begin to gloat
Original Lyrics:
It only hurts when I'm breathing
My heart only breaks when it's beating
My dreams only die when I'm dreaming
So I hold my breath
To forget
Submitted by: Chris

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
The Funny Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman.
Why They're Funny:
That's actually something to be thankful for. (I would love to hear a guy do a cover of this song. Would he title it "Woman! I Feel Like A Man"?)
Submitted by: Sienna
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good-night
So come on baby tell me, you must be joking, Right?
Why They're Funny:
I know people who are like that about their cars. Seems weird, though.
Submitted by: John Ferguson
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"In My Car (I'll Be The Driver)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
For you, ooh ooh ooh
There's nothing that I wouldn't do, ooh ooh ooh
You can put a hole in my shoe
Why They're Nonsensical:
Even if I really, really loved someone, I don't really think that I'd want them to go poking holes in my shoes - and why would they want to do that anyway?
Submitted by: Christopher Hurley
"Forever And For Always"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is basically an excerpt from a popular book, 'A Quick Masterclass In Tautology', which Shania must've consulted for this song.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Nah!"
The Insincere Lyrics:
It was never gonna work
You were too much of a jerk
Why They're Insincere:
What a stark contrast to "I'm Gonna Getcha Good" where she's so lonely and desperate that she would want to get someone if it took them all night.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I can't complain
I'm free again
Why They're Misrhymed:
All the other lines in the verse rhyme except for these two.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
No excuses, no more bruises!
Why They're Misrhymed:
The word 'excuses' uses an 's' sound, whereas 'bruises' uses more of a 'z' sound when pronounced. They don't really rhyme.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Any Man of Mine"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I can be late for a date that's fine
But he'd better be on time
Why They're Insulting:
How hypocritical is THAT? Come on.
Submitted by: Matt
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"I'm Gonna Getcha Good"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You're a fine piece of Real-Estate,
and I'm going to buy the land
Why They're Inappropriate:
Shania?! Please! You're married. (At least at the time this song came out, she was.)
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Party For Two"
The Dirty Lyrics:
It doesn't matter what you wear
'Cause it's only gonna be
you and me there
I'm having a party
A party for two
Ain't Invitin' nobody
Nobody but you
Why They're Dirty:
Well if that (and the rest of the song, really) just ain't obvious. Also, the title gives a pretty good hint about what the song's about.
Submitted by: Aristotle
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"When"
The Lyrics:
I'd love to wake up smiling, full of the joys of spring
And hear on CNN that Elvis lives again
Who They Mention:
Elvis Presley
Submitted by: Undeniable
"When"
The Lyrics:
When John's back with the Beatle's
Who They Mention:
John Lennon, The Beatles
Submitted by: Undeniable
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"shuh-NYE-uh twain
When I first saw her name, I thought it was pronounced SHON-ya!
Submitted by: crazydon

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!"
The Song Lyrics:
There's a pair of lyin' eyes
And a set of keys
Song They Mention:
Lyin' Eyes - The Eagles
Submitted by: Whatever You Wanna Call Me
"You're Still The One"
The Song Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
Look how far we've come my baby.
Song They Mention:
Looks Like We Made It by Barry Manilow
Submitted by: Casey

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under"
Opening Lines:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
And whose heart did you steal I wonder?
Comments:
Submitted by: William Ransom
"You've Got a Way"
Opening Lines:
You've got a way with me
Comments:
Submitted by: William Ransom
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"From This Mo Men Ton" originally "From This Moment On"
Submitted by: Peter
"You've Got Away" originally "You've Got A Way"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Man! If Eel Like A Woman" originally "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
An eel is like a woman?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"That Don Tim Press Me Much" originally "That Don't Impress Me Much"
I wonder if that means Shania liked Don Tim?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Any Man Of Maine" originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Submitted by: Naomi Swanson

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"You're Still The One"
The Lyrics:
We mighta took the long way
Why:
It should be TAKEN, not TOOK! Get it right, Shania!
Submitted by: Isac
 

Band Name Anagrams:

I Ain't Shawna Submitted by: Alexis
Anita H. Swain Submitted by: Amy Grunt
Ain't Nia Shaw Submitted by: Amy Grunt
I Ain't A Shawn Submitted by: Amy Grunt
Aha, I Want Sin Submitted by: Jessica Childress

Song Title Anagrams:

"Melanie, I Know A Flame" originally "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Dance With The Rat The Youth Bought" originally "Dance With The One That Brought You"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"The One Dance With That Hot Rug Buoy" originally "Dance With The One That Brought You"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"A Wince At The Torn Bough Hut They Do" originally "Dance With The One That Brought You"
Submitted by: William Ransom
"More On Cove" originally "Come On Over"
Submitted by: William Ransom

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!"
The Lyrics:
You could be a beauty queen in a magazine
Why:
Shania pronounces "queen" as "quain" and "magazine" as "magazane." Where did you get that, Shania?
Submitted by: Isac
 

Song Title Acrostics:

COO: "Come On Over"
Submitted by: Country

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Booze Bed -- Have Your Hoots Been Under?" originally "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Up!"
2009 Disney-Pixar adventure film
Submitted by: Raphael

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