Fun Music Information -> Paula Abdul

Album cover parody of Head over Heels by Paula Abdul
Parody album cover
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Vain Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Vibeology""Go Paula! Go Paula! Go, go, go Paula!" - kookoodee

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Opposites Attack""Opposites Attract"pop

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Bend Time Back Around,"Good luck with thatpop
"Forever Your Girl,"Nothing is foreverpop

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"State Of Attraction""Opposites Attract," Paula AbdulKathy
"Stand""Straight Up," Paula AbdulKathy
"State Of Attraction""Opposites Attract," Paula AbdulKathy
"Will You Marry Me?""No, No, No," Destiny's Childwhat Renee Z. should've told Kenny Chesney - Ramona B.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Cold Hearted Snake""Big Hearted Slob (John Candy tribute)"John Candy Fan
"Knocked Out""Clean Grout"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Straight Up""Tune Up"White Trash
"Straight Up Now Tell Me""Straight Up Now Choose Me(as American Idol)"New Age Gypsies
"Opposites Attract""Opposites Attract (Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell duet)"Grometta
"Cold Hearted""(Simon Cowell is a) Cold Hearted snake"Alpha
"Cold Hearted""Cruel Hearted"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Cold Hearted""Seinfeld-Like Man"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Cold-Hearted""Slow-Minded"Johnny Pyro
"(It's Just) The Way That You Love Me""It's Just the Money That Counts"Terrance Tucker

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Cold-Hearted Snake'Snakes On A Plane' Movie PromoBatt
Opposites Attract"Drake and Josh" promosOrangeBird
Forever Your GirlBarbiePop idol
Straight UpViagraEd

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Rush RushAny NFL Running BackAlan Gilbert
Opposites AttractAny Gay OrganizationBill S
Straight UpViagra HotlineLaLaLisa

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I Don't Dance
   High School Musical Cast
Dance Like There's No Tomorrow
   Paula Abdul
I Don't Dance Like There's No Tomorrow
Rachel
Rush, Rush
   Paula Abdul
Rush
   Aly and AJ
Rush, Rush, Rush
nat king cole slaw
Cold Hearted
   Paula Abdul
Rich Girl
   Hall and Oates
Cold Hearted Rich Girl
Yet another Paris Hilton theme song...
Ed

Misheard Lyrics:

"Promise of a New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ronnie's got a new date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our friends are sane.
Original Lyrics:
Our friends are sayin'.
"Cold Hearted Snake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Co-Coca-Cola...snake!
Original Lyrics:
Co-Co-Co-Cold-hearted...snake!
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a mother
She's like a puss.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a minus
She's like a plus.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry fiction
or
Hairy fiction
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Frann

I was in first grade when this song came out. I remember my friends and I having an argument over whether the lyrics were 'cherry fiction' or 'hairy fiction'. We were divided, and I was leaning toward 'hairy' because there was a cartoon cat in the video. It didn't occur to us that neither of those words made sense in the context of the song (but hey, we were only about six).

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Opposites Attract"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Ain't it amazing how we lasted this long
You and me proving everyone wrong.
Don't ever think we'll get our differences patched.
It don't really matter cause we're perfectly matched.
Why They're Nonsensical:
This whole lyric is a very good example of poor grammar and very poor use of nouns.
It should be 'you and I proving everyone wrong' and 'it doesn't matter becuase we're perfectly matche.'
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Straight Up"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history book
Why They're Misrhymed:
At first listen, it sounds like a good rhyme: 'me' and 'history', but then she says 'book'. The music is trying to mask the word 'book' so that it sounds like she didn't say it at all. If you can't understand what I'm saying, listen to that lyric and you'll figure it out...
Submitted by: DarkDan
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Vibeology"
The Made Up Words:
vibeology
Comments:
Obviously, a combination of "vibe" and the suffix "-ology"
Submitted by: redsimba
 

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Opposites Attract"
The Lyrics:
Who'd have thought we'd
lasted this long?
You and me proving
everyone wrong.
Don't ever think
we'll get our
differences patched.
It don't really matter
cause we're perfectly matche.
Why:
It's "Who would have thought we would have lasted this long? Me and you proving everyone wrong." And "I don't ever thing we'll get our differences patched. It doesn't really matter because we're perfectly matched."
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Bad Lap Luau Submitted by: Jessica Childress
Hard to imagine any lap luau being highly super.
 
 
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