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Fun Music Information -> Jack Johnson
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "My Mind Is For Sale," | And how, pray tell, can you buy a mind? | Frosty The Cat |
| "Bubble Toes," | Toes aren't made of bubbles. | Regina Grant |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What's For Dinner?," Bering Strait | "Banana Pancakes," Jack Johnson | |
| "Breakfast At Tiffany's," Deep Blue Something | "Banana Pancakes," Jack Johnson | |
| "I'm So Tired," The Beatles | "Just Can't Go To Sleep," Jack Johnson | |
| "What's For Dinner?," Bering Strait | "Banana Pancakes," Jack Johnson | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Lake" originally "Flake"
Clucky The Chicken
"God People" originally "Good People"
Some think they are.
Peter
"Fake" originally "Flake"
Joe
"Goo People" originally "Good People"
Jessica Childress
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Bubble Tones" originally "Bubble Toes"
Stacy Poole
"Bubble Tomes" originally "Bubble Toes"
Stacy Poole
"Bandana Pancakes" originally "Banana Pancakes"
Whatever bandana pancakes would be!
Samantha Wayland
"Bubble Totes" originally "Bubble Toes"
Amy Grunt
"If It Had Eyes" originally "If I Had Eyes"
Regina
Change a Letter:
"Rubble Toes" originally "Bubble Toes"
Regina Olsen
"Baylor" originally "Taylor"
As in Don Baylor, former MLB designated hitter.
Lindsey Hihan
"Blake" originally "Flake"
A name that can pertain to either gender.
Logan
"Tailor" originally "Taylor"
Pronounced exactly the same as the original!
Spunky Brewster
"Bubble Toss" originally "Bubble Toes"
Then again, how can one toss a bubble?
Camira
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Taylor" | "Bailer" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Bubble Toes" | "Stubbled Bloke" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Broken" | "Smokin'" | Hu's On First |
| "Upside Down" | "(You Look) Like a Clown" | Rebekah Dub |
| "Better Together" | "Better With Mayonaise" | Dan Creeden |
| "Upside Down" | "Britney Spears" | LPG-Unit |
| "Taylor" | "Tailor" | Senor Mierda |
| "Better Together" | "Sick Of The Weather" | Mike K |
| "Sittin', Waitin', Wishin'" | "Sittin', Burpin', Fartin'" | HVN |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Do You Remember? | Alzheimers Association | Laurlaur |
| Flake | Head and Shoulders Dandruff shampoo | K Flo |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Do You Remember? | Any Amnesia or Alzheimer's organization | MandaRuth-a-licious |
| Bubble Toes | Podiatrist's office | Wahoowa |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Want to Touch You Catherine Wheel | With My Own Two Hands Jack Johnson | I Want to Touch You With My Own Two Hands | Rychendroll |
| James Josh Rouse | Taylor Jack Johnson | James Taylor Did they know? | Paris Hilton is on Fire |
| Banana Pancakes Jack Johnson | Taco Grande Weird Al Yankovic | Grande Banana Taco Pancakes I'm hurling at the thought of this. | Paris Hilton is on Fire |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Olivia Newton-Johnson
Olivia Newton-John combined with Jack Johnson
Another "nearly-wed".
Submitted By: Frosty The Cat
Big Brother Jack and The Johnson Holding Company
Big Brother and the Holding Company combined with Jack Johnson
Submitted By: Josh
Jack Johnson Wagner
Jack Johnson combined with Jack Wagner
Submitted By: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jack of Clubs
Jack Johnson combined with Breakfast Club
Submitted By: Little Old Lady Hoo
There are additional Jack Johnson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics: And with each new game
Original Lyrics: And with each new day
| "Flake"
Misheard Lyrics: Blue's Clues please don't drag me down.
Original Lyrics: Please, please, please, don't drag me down.
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"Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics: Posers say
or Posters say Original Lyrics: Those who say
| "Broken"
Misheard Lyrics: Well it's feeling like my life is "find the mine"
Original Lyrics: Well it's feeling like my life is finally mine
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Broken"
Misheard Lyrics: Well it's feeling like my life is "find the mine"
Original Lyrics: Well it's feeling like my life is finally mine
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Valentin I always assumed he was singing about how he keeps putting his foot in it (like playing "minesweeper", in a figurative way). And not only could I really relate to that, I also thought that was a great way to phrase it. Quite some time went by before I finally found about the true lyrics, and I was extremely disappointed ;) |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Bubble Toes"
The Repetitive Lyrics: La da da da da ta
Why They're Repetitive: He says them over and over again like a chorus line.
Submitted by: David Pratter
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Flake"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It seems to me that "maybe",
It pretty much always means no Why They're Nonsensical: It can only be one or the other: pretty much or always, not both!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Taylor"
Opening Lines: They say Taylor was a good girl never one to be late complain express ideas in her brain
Comments: Submitted by: Tahleea
| "Traffic in the Sky"
Opening Lines: There's traffic in the sky and it doesn't seem to be getting much better
Comments: Submitted by: J.D.
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Eat Or With M" originally "At Or With Me"
So, James Bond eats or stays with M?
Submitted by: Peter
"Goon" originally "Go On"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
No Jacks, John Submitted by: Kevin
Go fish!
Song Title Anagrams:
"Pee Pod Logo" originally "Good People"
Submitted by: Penny Nichols
"Eel Pod Pogo" originally "Good People"
Submitted by: Penny Nichols
Song Title Acrostics:
SIT: "Staple It Together"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
NOW: "No Other Way"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Band Name Spoonerisms:
John Jackson originally "Jack Johnson"
Submitted by: MOR
Jock Jansen originally "Jack Johnson"
Submitted by: Peter
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Son of a famous surfer"
If ice-skating is in Canadians' bloods, then surfing would be in Hawaiians'. Jack Johnson himself is a surfer, but his interest in surfing was influenced by his dad, Jeff, who is famous in Hawaii.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Boxing documentaries
The first black heavyweight champ was Jack Johnson
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
