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Fun Music Information -> Dave Gahan

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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Bottle Living,"	A bottle cannot have life, nor can you live in one	R. Jeanine O'Succinate

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bottler Living" originally "Bottle Living"

Lucy Crosland

"Bottled Living" originally "Bottle Living"

Kelly Blythe

Change a Letter:

"Battle Living" originally "Bottle Living"

John

"Bottle Lining" originally "Bottle Living"

Some bottles are lined with some surface.

Valerie Cameron

"Dirty Stinky Floors" originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"

R. Jeanine O'Succinate

"Dirty Sticky Floods" originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"

R. Jeanine O'Succinate

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Dirty Sticky Floors	Any Mop Or Floor Cleaning Product	AstroRage

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Bottle Living	Alcoholics Anonymous	Genevieve

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Come Clean Hilary Duff	Dirty Sticky Floors Dave Gahan	Come Clean Dirty Sticky Floors I think that's what Mr. Clean was invented for...	Ed
Cleaning Out My Closet Eminem	Dirty Sticky Floor Dave Gahan	Cleaning Out My Dirty Sticky Closet	Zenateur
Dirty Sticky Floors Dave Gahan	Linoleum NoFX	Dirty Sticky Linoleum Floors Where you'll find Jim Cramer drinking cheap Scotch	Todd W. Zimmerman
Dirty Sticky Floors Dave Gahan	American Pie Don McLean	Dirty Sticky American Pie on the Floor Mmmmmm...	Zenateur
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Dirty Sticky Floors"

Misheard Lyrics:

Waiting for the last chance
Celebrate to take my kind.

Original Lyrics:

Waiting for the last time
For my friend to change my mind.

"Dirty Sticky Floors"

Misheard Lyrics:

Thirty stinky floors.

Original Lyrics:

Thirty sticky floors.

Band Name Anagrams:

Eva And Hag Submitted by: Penny Nichols

Have Dana G. Submitted by: Penny Nichols

Ah, Vegan Ad Submitted by: Lisa Basil

Ah, Van Aged Submitted by: Adlai Alda

Gave A Hand Submitted by: John

Song Title Anagrams:

"Fitly Risky Doctors" originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"

Submitted by: Fiona Apple Cider

"Tricky Frosty Idols" originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"

Submitted by: Fiona Apple Cider

"Socks Torridly Fly" originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"

Submitted by: Fiona Apple Cider

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Flirty Dicky Stores" originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"

Submitted by: Mae Beam

"Flirty Sticky Doors" originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"

Submitted by: Mae Beam

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Why Didn't He Just Stop?"

In an interview with Much Music Dave Gahan was talking about Kurt Cobain's suicide and drug use.
Dave blurted out that he was thinking to himself "What a selfish prick! Why didn't he just stop?"?

Submitted by: Celeste