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Album cover parody of Under The Pink (Deluxe Edition)(2CD) by Tori Amos
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Traffic that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Traffic, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Jokes:

When you're listening to Traffic, you're Feelin' Alright. When you're in traffic, you're not feelin' too good yourself.
Submitted by: Ira K.
 

Stupid Band Names:

  • Must have been a lot of it in whatever recording studio this band was in. Submitted by: Vic George

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Houses for Everyone"They do mention houses, but it aim towards the house of true and lies. - Paul Warren

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Spouse For Everyone""House For Everyone"Regina Haniger
"Queer Mr. Plasticine""Dear Mr. Fantasy"princejellyfish

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Dear Mr. Fantasy,"Nobody has the last name of Fantasy.Paul Bear
"Freedom Rider,"Freedom isn't something that can be ridden.Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Paper Sun,"The sun isn't made of paper.Yvette Bristle
"Rock And Roll Stew,"Stew made out of form of music doesn't sound good.Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd"John Barleycorn," Traffic
"No Face, No Name, No Number," Traffic"Who Are You?," The Who

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Freedom Ride" originally "Freedom Rider"
Alina
"Hole In My Hoe" originally "Hole In My Shoe"
A defective garden tool, then...
Jen
"Empty Ages" originally "Empty Pages"
Wendy Torrance
"Shanghai Noodle Factor" originally "Shanghai Noodle Factory"
Reese Witherfork

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"When The Beagle Flies" originally "When The Eagle Flies"
That'll be quite a day!
Natalie Starboardman
"The Low Spark Of High Wheeled Boys" originally "The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys"
Must be those skateboarders?
Edward
"Paper Stun" originally "Paper Sun"
Joe
"Empty Pagers" originally "Empty Pages"
Peter

Change a Letter:

"Joan Barleycorn" originally "John Barleycorn"
Changing one letter also changes the gender
Roger
"Join Barleycorn" originally "John Barleycorn"
Is that how you combine barley and corn?
Pat Mahiney
"Berkshire Puppies" originally "Berkshire Poppies"
Dionne Peacewick
"Shanghai Poodle Factory" originally "Shanghai Noodle Factory"
Reese Witherfork
"Paper Gun" originally "Paper Sun"
Belinda Trucklisle

There are additional Traffic song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"John Barleycorn Must Die""John Antifa Must Fry"Callmelennie
"Heaven Is in Your Mind""Leavening in Your Pie?!"John A. Barry
"Dear Mr. Fantasy""Dear Colonoscopy"Jim Rotondo
"The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys""Denim Long Skirt-Wearing Boy"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys""The Low Art Of 'Hee-haw' Boys"Alvin Rhodes
"John Barleycorn Must Die""Sam Barleycorn, P.I."Cab City Combo
"Shanghai Noodle Factory""Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free"John A. Barry
"Medicated Goo""Heifer-Sated Moo"John A. Barry
"Dear Mr. Fantasy""He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen"John A. Barry
"John Barleycorn Must Die""John's Gnarly Corns: Pussed Guy"John A. Barry

There are additional Traffic song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Dear Mr. FantasyPhone Sex HotlineJeff

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Big Bad John
   Jimmy Dean
John Barleycorn
   Traffic
Big Bad John Barleycorn
Richard
Farmer John
   The Premiers
John Barleycorn
   Traffic
Farmer John Barleycorn
I think it's rather fitting.
Hugh Jim Bessile
Sloop John B
   Beach Boys
John Barleycorn
   Traffic
Sloop John Barleycorn
A silly thing for the 'B' to stand for?
Frank
Abraham, Martin and John
   Dion
John Barleycorn
   Traffic
Abraham, Martin and John Barleycorn
Frank
There are additional Traffic duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Lisa Lisa And Cult Traffic Jam
Lisa Lisa And Cult Jam combined with Traffic
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Ram Traffic Jam
Ram Jam combined with Traffic
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Angels Of Traffic Light
Angels Of Light combined with Traffic
I'd never trust angels again if that were who operated traffic lights!
Submitted By: Gail McFarland
Electric Traffic Light Orchestra
Electric Light Orchestra combined with Traffic
Submitted By: Mark Silverman

There are additional Traffic Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Empty Pages"
Misheard Lyrics:
Often lost and forgotten, the sickness and the mirth
Original Lyrics:
Often lost and forgotten, the vagueness and the mud
"Empty Pages"
Misheard Lyrics:
Staring at empty pages, since you've gone, the same old lines
Staring at empty pages, knowing along the edges
Original Lyrics:
Staring at empty pages, centered 'round the same old plot
Staring at empty pages, flowing along the ages
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
The low sparkin' high heeled boys
Original Lyrics:
The low spark of high heeled boys
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man in the suitcase
Original Lyrics:
The man in the suit has
There are additional Traffic misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound that you're hearing is only the sound of the Luftwaffe's high heeled boys.
Original Lyrics:
The sound that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high heeled boys.

Story about this misheard lyric by: TJ

I grew up with seven older siblings, so I was exposed to some incredible music from an early age. When I was around 8 I heard the song a few times and I thought it was about German soldiers a la Hogan's Heroes. I think that once I thought they were saying Luftwaffe, and then heard the line about 'Today you just read that the man was shot dead by a gun that didn't make any noise" it made some kind of strange sense to me.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Dear Mr Fantasy"
Opening Lines:
Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune Something to make us all happy
Comments:
Submitted by: Peter
 

Band Name Anagrams:

If Craft Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
If [something is] craft, then WHAT?
Fir Fact Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
A fact about fir trees?
Cat Riff Submitted by: Anna Graham
Whatever that is...

Song Title Anagrams:

"Clear Orb, Johnny." originally "John Barleycorn"
Submitted by: Hank E. Panky
"Jean Or Rob Lynch" originally "John Barleycorn"
Submitted by: Ned
"Oh No, Jerry Blanc!" originally "John Barleycorn"
Submitted by: Ned
"Joy, Her Clan Born" originally "John Barleycorn"
Submitted by: Ned
"Rob Choral Jenny" originally "John Barleycorn"
But why??
Submitted by: Ned

There are additional Traffic Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Shanghai Noodle Factory"
The Lyrics:
"In a Shanghai noodle factory, place where I once used to be..."
Why:
"Yeah! Right next door to the Shanghai toothpaste factory! (try the lead-foo-yung)
Submitted by: princejellyfish
 

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys" Length: 11:31
Made around the time FM radio wasn't all corporate controlled and the stations wanted to play these extremely lengthy songs .
Submitted by: Ray Pissed

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Shoal In My Who?" originally "Hole In My Shoe"
Submitted by: Gordy N. Knott
"Mole In High Shoe" originally "Hole In My Shoe"
Submitted by: Gordy N. Knott
"Supper Pain" originally "Paper Sun"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"Berkshire Poppies"
This song is about drugs and you even hear the band laughing throughout!
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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