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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Down By The Lazy River,"A river cannot be lazy.Max E. Padd

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where Are All My Friends?," Harold Melvin And The Blue Notes"Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds
"The Meeting Place," The Last Shadow Puppets"Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Down By The Lazy River," Osmonds
"Love Me For A Reason," The Osmonds"I Can Love You Like That," All-4-One
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Don By The Lazy River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Serafina
"Crazy Hoses" originally "Crazy Horses"
Peter
"Down By The Lay River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"One Bald Apple" originally "One Bad Apple"
George Straitjacket
"Drown By The Lazy River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter
"Drown By The Lazy River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter
"Love Me For A Treason" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Meg Owens

Change a Letter:

"Crazy Norses" originally "Crazy Horses"
I'm sure some Norwegians are.
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Move Me For A Reason" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Scarlett Lopez
"Crazy Houses" originally "Crazy Horses"
Ferragamo
"Love Me For A Season" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Meg Owens

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Dr. Shrinker TV Show Theme Song""Cancel Your Turn-Blinker"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Dr. Shrinker TV Theme Song""Hugh Hefner"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Crazy Horses""Burning Couches"Steve Kalafut
"One Bad Apple""One Road Apple"Rick Duncan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
One Bad AppleApple Computercrazydon

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Down In The Willow Garden
   The Everly Brothers
Down By The Lazy River
   The Osmonds
Down In The Willow Garden By The Lazy River
Regina Olsen
The One Who Really Loves You
   Mary Wells
One Bad Apple
   The Osmonds
The One Bad Apple Who Really Loves You
Roy R. Pryor
Ain't No Woman Like The One I've Got
   Four Tops
One Bad Apple
   The Osmonds
Ain't No Woman Like The One Bad Apple I've Got
Ashley Michelle McGowan
You're The One That I Want
   John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John
One Bad Apple
   The Osmonds
You're The One Bad Apple That I Want
Julia Cox
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Crazy Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy whore says
There's a message floating in the air come from
Crazy whore says.
Original Lyrics:
There's a message floating in the air com from,
Crazy horses riding everywhere....
"Make the World Go Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make the world go away
And get it off my soldiers
Original Lyrics:
Make the world go away
And get it off my shoulders
"Crazy Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a message floating, in the air Ahem Crazy Horses riding everywhere. It's a warrant it's in every tongue gotta stop them Crazy Horses on the run. Crazy Whore says wahhh wahhh !
Original Lyrics:
There's a message floating in the air come from Crazy Horses didn't everywhere It's a warning it's in every tongue Gotta stop them Crazy Horses on the run. Crazy Horses.....
"One Bad Apple"
Misheard Lyrics:
One bad asshole
Don't spoil the hole bunched up
Original Lyrics:
One bad apple
Don't spoil the whole bunch girl
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Crazy Horses "
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy whore says
There's a message floating in the air come from
Crazy whore says.
Original Lyrics:
There's a message floating in the air com from,
Crazy horses riding everywhere....

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jay Cee Stackhouse

I misheard those lyrics, it sounds just like you'd break it down.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"One Bad Apple"
Better Lyrics:
One bad Snapple don't spoil the whole punch, girl.
Original Lyrics:
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Submitted by: Aaron

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"One Bad Apple"
The Insincere Lyrics:
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl
Give me one more try before you give up on love
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl
I don't care what you say and I don't care what you did
Why They're Insincere:
Oh yeah Donny. Mmhm! That's really sincere.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Yo-Yo"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I used to be a swinger
Until you wrapped me 'round your finger
Why They're Inappropriate:
And you thought the Osmonds were clean-cut Mormons from Utah! How could they sing lyrics about being a swinger? Assuming they knew what a swinger was...
Submitted by: crazydon
 

Song Title Space Change:

"I Can't Live Ad Ream" originally "I Can't Live A Dream"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Love Me For Area, Son" originally "Love Me For A Reason"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail

Band Name Anagrams:

Smooth Ends Submitted by: Alexis
Son's Method Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Love Old Bun" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Build On Love" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"No Bull Video" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Boo Dull Vine" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare
"Video On Bull" originally "Double Lovin'"
Submitted by: Loree Dare

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Crazy Horses"
Was banned in Russia because it was believed that the Osmonds were referring to Heroin and drugs. However, the song lyrics were actually about pollution. Wild huh.
Submitted by: Jeni

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Roun' By The Daisy Liver" originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Submitted by: Melissa Conway

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