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Fun Music Information -> Patti Page

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Clara Ann Fowler. Submitted by: Evan L. Heller

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"Elmer Gantry, Dondi, Boys' Night Out"	Like Connie Francis, a pop superstar of the Baby Boomer era who appeared in some largely forgettable films. At least she had a minor hit with the title song from "Boys' Night Out." But her real contribution to American pop culture remains her music. - Chris

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Alligator Moon"	"Allegheny Moon"	D. Melody Dole, MD

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"My Jealous Eyes,"	Eyes don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Down The Trail Of Achin' Hearts ,"	Where would this trail be exactly?	Peter
"The Walls Have Ears,"	Ears don't exist on non-living things.	Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi	"Old Cape Cod," Patti Page
"Under The Bridge," Red Hot Chili Peppers	"Cross Over The Bridge," Patti Page
"The Bridge Of Love," Connie Smith	"Cross Over The Bridge," Patti Page
"Street Singin'," Lady Flash	"The Sound Of Music," Patti Page
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"My Jealous Yes" originally "My Jealous Eyes"

Yvette Bristle

"A City Girl Stole My Country Bo" originally "A City Girl Stole My Country Boy"

Candy Welty

"A City Girl Stole My County Boy" originally "A City Girl Stole My Country Boy"

Candy Welty

"A City Gil Stole My Country Boy" originally "A City Girl Stole My Country Boy"

Candy Welty

"And So To Seep Again" originally "And So To Sleep Again"

Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"A City Girl Stole My Country Buoy" originally "A City Girl Stole My Country Boy"

Candy Welty

"It Went To Your Wedding" originally "I Went To Your Wedding"

Candy Welty

"It Cried" originally "I Cried"

Candy Welty

"My Sink" originally "My Sin"

Cape Canaveral Lavigne

"My Spin" originally "My Sin"

Alina

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Thy Strangest Romance" originally "The Strangest Romance"

Karen Smith

"The Strongest Romance" originally "The Strangest Romance"

Karen Smith

"I Went To Your Weeding" originally "I Went To Your Wedding"

Did she help weed somebody's garden?

Jessica Childress

"Alleghany Moon" originally "Allegheny Moon"

Variant placename sp. in Virginia, NC &California

Karen Smith

"Hush, Push, Sweet Charlotte" originally "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte"

Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Old Cape Cod"	"Old Boy Scout"	Duc4AmIRight
"Mama from the Train"	"Carole from the Town"	Duc4AmIRight
"I Went to Your Wedding"	"I Watch with Your Boy Scouts"	Duc4AmIRight
"Cross Over the Bridge"	"Do Over the Briants"	Duc4AmIRight
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"	"How long will last Putin in the Kremlin?"	Susanna Viljanen
"That Doggie In The Window"	"That Necklace In The Window"	Glynn Leaney
"Tennessee Waltz"	"Dancing Molecules"	Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
"The Doggie in the Window"	"The Doggie in the Window (real version)"	Rick Duncan
"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?"	"How Much is that Hoggie in the Window?"	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Mockingbird Hill"	"Mockingbird's Kill"	Airfarcewon
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?	ASPCA/Animal Shelter/Pet Shop	crazydon
Old Cape Cod	Massachusetts Tourist Bureau	Melissa Conway

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
With Arms Wide Open Creed	With My Eyes Wide Open I'm Dreaming Patti Page	With My Arms And Eyes Wide Open I'm Dreaming	Alina
Tennessee Waltz Patti Page	Waltz Across Texas Ernest Tubb	Tennessee Waltz Across Texas	Alicia Sturdivant
Cross Over The Bridge Patti Page	A Bridge I Didn't Burn Ricky Van Shelton	Cross Over A Bridge I Didn't Burn	Diana Jasper
Cross Over The Bridge Patti Page	Bridge Over Troubled Water Simon & Garfunkel	Cross Over The Bridge Over Troubled Water	Joelle
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Big Patti Joe Page Turner

Big Joe Turner combined with Patti Page

Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Patti & The Pages

Patti Page combined with Pages

The band Pages had the hit "I Do Believe In You" in 1979.

Submitted By: Candy Welty

Misheard Lyrics:

"Cross Over the Bridge" Misheard Lyrics: Leave your pickle pass behind you Original Lyrics: Leave your fickle past behind you	"Cross Over the Bridge" Misheard Lyrics: Leave your sticklebacks behind you Original Lyrics: Leave your fickle past behind you
"Cross Over the Bridge" Misheard Lyrics: Leave your pickled pants behind you. Original Lyrics: Leave your fickle past behind you.	"Evertrue Evermore" Misheard Lyrics: Ever true is the song that I see Ever more may the melody ree Original Lyrics: Ever true is the song that I sing Ever more may the melody ring
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Cross Over the Bridge"

Misheard Lyrics:

Leave your pickle pass behind you

Original Lyrics:

Leave your fickle past behind you

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kerry

I grew up wondering exactly what a pickle pass could be

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Cross Over The Bridge"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I know it isn't easy to resist temptation's call.
But think of how your broken heart will hurt you when you fall.
For someday you will find that you are hopelessly in love,
And she'll belong to someone else, as sure as stars above.

Why They're Nonsensical:

As for those last two lines, doesn't that happen all too often, regardless of how much or how little one has "resisted temptation's call"?

Submitted by: Karen Smith

"Tennessee Waltz"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I lost my little darling the night they were playing the beautiful Tennessee Waltz.

Why They're Nonsensical:

There's a name for the logical error here. It is called the error of self-reference. In this case, the song refers to itself. That would mean the song would have to have already existed while it was being written, an absurdity.

Submitted by: Celeste

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Tennessee Waltz"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

I remember the night, and the Tennessee Waltz
Now I know just how much I have lost
Yes I lost my little darlin', the night they were playing
The beautiful Tennessee Waltz

Why They're Misrhymed:

I'm sorry to say this, Patti, but although this has been a favorite song of mine since I was a little kid, 'lost' and 'Waltz' don't rhyme.

Submitted by: Doug Montgomery

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Confess" Opening Lines: Confess (confess, confess) Why don't you confess? Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty	"I Wish I'd Never Been Born" Opening Lines: I wish I'd never been born. Don't like this life I'm living. Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Piddily Patter Patter"

The Made Up Words:

flippedy

Comments:

The lyrics: "My eyes go flippedy flatter flatter, flippedly flatter flatter when I look at you"

Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Space Change:

"Goon With The Wedding" originally "Go On With The Wedding"

Submitted by: Wendy Torrance

"My First Form, Al: Gown" originally "My First Formal Gown"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

"Fib Bin" originally "Fibbin'"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

"I Ad Ore You" originally "I Adore You"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Gait At Pep Submitted by: Lefty Lucy

Page It, Pat Submitted by: Lefty Lucy

Gape At Pit Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)

Get It, Papa! Submitted by: Alexis

Pat Eat Pig Submitted by: Andrea Greenleaf

Song Title Anagrams:

"Thence Strangest Amor" originally "The Strangest Romance"

Submitted by: Chelsea Dunn

"Thence Strangest Roma" originally "The Strangest Romance"

Submitted by: Chelsea Dunn

"Thence Strangest Roam" originally "The Strangest Romance"

Submitted by: Chelsea Dunn

"The Strange Roman Sect" originally "The Strangest Romance"

Submitted by: Chelsea Dunn

"Inert Hat From Mama" originally "Mama From The Train"

Submitted by: Joy Stick

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Tennessee Waltz"

The Lyrics:

I was dancin' with my darlin' To the Tennessee Waltz When an old friend happened to see I introduced her to my loved one, And while they were dancing My friend stole my sweetheart from me.

Why:

So goes the first verse of Patti Page's 1956 #1 hit single, "The Tennessee Waltz". A dance named after the state of Tennessee.

Submitted by: Peter

"Old Cape Cod"

The Lyrics:

If you spend an evening you'd want to stay watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay You're sure to fall in love with Old Cape Cod.

Why:

"Old Cape Cod" was a hit single for Patti Page from 1953. It of course is about Cape Cod Bay in Massachusetts.

Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Acrostics:

AM: "Allegheny Moon"

Submitted by: Candy Welty

RAM: "Repeat After Me"

Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Cold Ape Cod" originally "Old Cape Cod"

Submitted by: Mae Beam

"Cold Cape Odd" originally "Old Cape Cod"

Submitted by: Mae Beam

"Hockingbird Mill" originally "Mockingbird Hill"

That's a sick bird.

Submitted by: MOR

"Get Me Low, Lover" originally "Let Me Go, Lover"

Submitted by: Daphne Hughes

"Hawkingbird Mill" originally "Mockingbird Hill"

Submitted by: Stan E. Cox-Hyde

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Cross Over The Bridge" The Lyrics: Leave your fickle past behind you, and true romance will find you. Why: Leave your pickle fast behind you, and true foe rants will mind you. Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
There are additional Lyrics Spoonerisms available.