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Fun Music Information -> KMFDM

Album cover parody of Amnesia by KMFDM
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about KMFDM that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about KMFDM, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).


Band Name Origins:

  • The submission by BoBo is correct but I wanted to add some other funny mistaken names: Keep Madonna From Doing Music, Kill Me For Drug Money, Killing Madonna Frees Desperate Minds. Submitted by: L-Bo
  • "Kein Mitleid Fuer Die Mehrheit" translates to "No sympathy for the majority". The following acronyms are fun, but wrong: "Kill MotherFucking Depeche Mode"., "Krispy Melted Fish Dealing Mescaline", "Kyle Minogue Fans Don't Masturbate". Submitted by: Bobo

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"A Drug Against War"They sing several times "KMFDM is a drug against war." - Rock Maninoff
"Megalomaniac"They talk about themselves in basically every song. But at least they admit it by calling a song "Megalomaniac." The lyrics include:
"KMFDM better than the best
Megalomaniacal and harder than the rest" - Monique

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Spit Germ""Spit Sperm"electronic
"A Bug On The Wall""A Drug Against War"flys_will_be_swatted
"Tape Worm""Spit Sperm"i_need_the_chunky

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"A Drug Against War,"No drug can fight war.Francis A. Sissy

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Three Wishes," The Pierces"Bullets, Bombs, And Bigotry," KMFDM

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Feed Our Fame""Feed Our Face"Wreckage Bitch

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
I Want A New Drug
   Huey Lewis And The News
A Drug Against War
I Want A New Drug Against War
Spraychel Spray
Der Kommissar
Juke-Joint Jezebel
Juke-Joint Kommissar
Juke Joint Jezebel
Jukebox Hero
Jukebox Joint Jezebel Hero
Juke Joint Jezebel
My Belle Ami
   The Tee Set
My Juke Joint Jezebelle Ami
There are additional KMFDM duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped from the lies, comfortably cool.
Original Lyrics:
Trapped under ice, comfortably cold.
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the fish at the door.
Original Lyrics:
I am the fake behind the door.
"Full Worm Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the meatball which I speak of.
Original Lyrics:
Pass the meat from which I stink of.
Misheard Lyrics:
The babies are mine.
Original Lyrics:
Baby sei Mein
There are additional KMFDM misheard lyrics available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"More 'n' Faster"
The Funny Lyrics:
More 'n' Faster, here we come;
white and trashy and incredibly dumb
Why They're Funny:
good ol' self deprecation.
Submitted by: brad

Song Title Anagrams:

"Lo, I Be Jet Junk. Jeez!" originally "Juke Joint Jezebel"
Submitted by: Nunya Bizniss

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