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Fun Music Information -> KMFDM
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This is the most recent information about KMFDM that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about KMFDM, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Band Name Origins:
- The submission by BoBo is correct but I wanted to add some other funny mistaken names: Keep Madonna From Doing Music, Kill Me For Drug Money, Killing Madonna Frees Desperate Minds. Submitted by: L-Bo
- "Kein Mitleid Fuer Die Mehrheit" translates to "No sympathy for the majority". The following acronyms are fun, but wrong: "Kill MotherFucking Depeche Mode"., "Krispy Melted Fish Dealing Mescaline", "Kyle Minogue Fans Don't Masturbate". Submitted by: Bobo
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "A Drug Against War" | They sing several times "KMFDM is a drug against war." - Rock Maninoff |
| "Megalomaniac" | They talk about themselves in basically every song. But at least they admit it by calling a song "Megalomaniac." The lyrics include: "KMFDM better than the best Megalomaniacal and harder than the rest" - Monique |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Spit Germ" | "Spit Sperm" | electronic |
| "A Bug On The Wall" | "A Drug Against War" | flys_will_be_swatted |
| "Snausages" | "Flesh" | Snocrates |
| "Tape Worm" | "Spit Sperm" | i_need_the_chunky |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "A Drug Against War," | No drug can fight war. | Francis A. Sissy |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Three Wishes," The Pierces | "Bullets, Bombs, And Bigotry," KMFDM |
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Feed Our Fame" | "Feed Our Face" | Wreckage Bitch |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Want A New Drug Huey Lewis And The News | A Drug Against War KMFDM | I Want A New Drug Against War | Spraychel Spray |
| Der Kommissar Falco | Juke-Joint Jezebel KMFDM | Juke-Joint Kommissar | spitzkrieg |
| Juke Joint Jezebel KMFDM | Jukebox Hero Foreigner | Jukebox Joint Jezebel Hero | Kixxy |
| Juke Joint Jezebel KMFDM | My Belle Ami The Tee Set | My Juke Joint Jezebelle Ami | Kixxy |
| There are additional KMFDM duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Anarchy"
Misheard Lyrics: Trapped from the lies, comfortably cool.
Original Lyrics: Trapped under ice, comfortably cold.
| "Blackball"
Misheard Lyrics: I am the fish at the door.
Original Lyrics: I am the fake behind the door.
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"Full Worm Garden"
Misheard Lyrics: That's the meatball which I speak of.
Original Lyrics: Pass the meat from which I stink of.
| "Lust"
Misheard Lyrics: The babies are mine.
Original Lyrics: Baby sei Mein
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| There are additional KMFDM misheard lyrics available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"More 'n' Faster"
The Funny Lyrics: More 'n' Faster, here we come;
white and trashy and incredibly dumb Why They're Funny: good ol' self deprecation.
Submitted by: brad
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Lo, I Be Jet Junk. Jeez!" originally "Juke Joint Jezebel"
Submitted by: Nunya Bizniss
