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These are randomly arranged.

December 2, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"1 Rsty Guttr," S.T.G. feautring XXX "1 Stp Klosr," Linkin Park featuring Jonathan Davis
"1st of April," Cheran S "4th of July," Soundgarden
"Add Some Brian To Your Day," Tim Hall "Add Some Music To Your Day," Beach Boys
"Add Some Zappa To Your Day," Tim Hall "Add Some Music To Your Day," Beach Boys
"Bad Time (To Write That Fic)," Cinxia "Bad Time (To Be In Love)," Grand Funk Railroad
"See Our Breasts," Jim K "Be Our Guest," Movie score for Disney's
"Pitiful," S.T.G. "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera
"Dance Sabbath," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Black Sabbath," Black Sabbath
"Britney," Mel Kleindienst "Boys," Britney Spears
"Cincinnatication," Tim Hall "Californication," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Eat Me," TK "Call Me," Tweet
"Mr. Keegan," Alex and Corey "Chop Suey!," System Of A Down
"Food," Dreamer420 "Days Go By," Dirty Vegas
"Don't Stop Tokin'," Rob Andrews "Don't Stop Movin'," S Club 7
"Dreaming of Meta Knight," Andrea Huckstep "Dreaming Of You," Selena
"Hanging Chads and Hanging Judges," John Jenkins "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables (from," Claude-Michel Schonberg (music) & Herbert Kretzmer (lyrics)
"Toadies and Yesmen," Tim Hall "Heroes and Villains," Beach Boys
"Cold in Herre!," Ghetto John & Monaco Chris "Hot in Herre!," Nelly
"That Leftist Tart From San Francisco," John Jenkins "I Left My Heart In San Francisco," Tony Bennett
"That Guy with Only One White Glove," Chris Bodily TM "I Would Do Anything For Love," Meatloaf
"I wouldn't Kiss you for the World," J.M.R. "I Wouldn't Have Missed it for the World," Ronnie Milsap
"Stupid Rumors," Synthesis "Ice Ice Baby," Vanilla Ice
"From My End," ~Nicodemus "In the End," Linkin Park
"It's Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Bull****," Tim Hall "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas," Traditional
"Parody," Ghetto John "Let It Be," The Beatles
"Rhonda," Jim K "Mame," Broadway score for
"Arthur Andersen," John Jenkins "Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel
"Oh My Toe!," Ray B. "Oh My Gosh!," Deborah Cox
"I'm George W.," George Mann "Oh Susannah," Stephen Foster
"Disconnected," Chris Bodily TM "Overprotected," Britney Spears
"Paintball Wizard," Mikey F "Pinball Wizard," Who
"Points of Suck-oxity," Ghetto John & Monaco Chris "Points Of Authority," Linkin Park
"Socks Part 4( w/ enhanced Burp Solo)," Ghetto John "Pop," N*SYNC
"She Hates Meat," DarkJon64 "She Hates Me," Puddle of Mudd
"Sit And Hide In Cave For All Day," Teri Nadershahi "Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay," Otis Redding
"Poser Grrl," Jin Deluded "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Traitor Boy," Count Nobbus "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Dirt Town," Cheran S "Southtown," P.O.D.
"StreetWise," Tim Hall "Street Life," The Crusaders
"Average Whips," Alan "Tight Whips," 504 Boyz
"NickZ's File (Slightly Burned)," NickZ "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)," Jimi Hendrix
"Who Are The Fashion Police?," Tim Hall "Who Are The Brain Police?," The Mothers of Invention (Frank Zappa)
"Crosswords," Tim Hall "Wind Chimes," Beach Boys
"Your Stinkin' Fart," Tim Hall "Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank Williams

December 3, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 days of Christmas(A students worst nightmare) (Classroom opra # 2)," Mikey F "12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"Ain't Noone Gonna Steal My Ride," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Ain't Nothin Gonna Break My Stride," Matthew Wilder
"All My Coffeepots Take a Sudden Dump," Royce Miller "All My Ex's Live in Texas," George Strait
"Beyond You And Me," Tone-Def "Blowin' In the Wind," Bob Dylan
"Born to Choke," Michael Pacholek "Born to Run," Bruce Springsteen
"Sneeze," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Breathe," Faith Hill
"That He Is Gay," RSWSU "Die Another Day," Madonna
"Every Time That I Get Paid," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Every Time You Go Away," Paul Young
"Family Reunion," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Family Tradition," Hank Jr.
"Chunkified," Ther Great Karlando "Feed My Frankenstien," Alice Cooper
"Oilfinger," Michael Pacholek "Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey
"Drwing," S.T.G. featuring Len "Krwling," Linkin Park featuring Aaron Lewis
"Let It Bleed," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Let It Be," Paul McCartney
"Let's Eat On," MonkeeJunkee "Let's Dance On," The Monkees
"Rudolph the Blue-Chip Halfback," Michael Pacholek "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Gene Autry
"Santa Clause Is Going To Drown," DarkJon64 "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town," Traditional
"Tr8or Boi," Hi-D-G "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Unhappy Together," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "So Happy Together," Turtles
"Make Me Dinner Or Leave Bitch," AmishJD "Take Me Out To The Ball Game," Jack Norworth/Baseball Theme
"Silly Man's Spiral," Michael Pacholek "Theme from Gilligan's Island," Sherwood Schwartz
"Takin' My Shirt Off," Count Nobbus "Under The Bridge," Red Hot Chili Peppers

December 4, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Aaliyah, Left-Eye, and Jay," Tone-Def "Abraham, Martin, and John," Dion
"All T-Rex's Live in Texas," Royce Miller "All My Ex's Live in Texas," George Strait
"Hyrule," Freezair "Babylon," David Gray
"Bad Moon Falling," Freezair "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revivial
"Now Dayz," LoUiSe & sHaRiTa "Braid My Hair," Mario
"Find A New Member(NSYNC's Response to Justin going solo)," BLO-TOWN "Cry Me A River," Justin Timberlake
"Die, You Butter Tray," Krista "Die Another Day," Madonna
"(My) Fantasy," Mel Kleindienst "Girlfriend," Alicia Keys
"Good Ridence( Time To Leave Amiright )," Ghetto John "Good Ridence ( The Time Of Your Life)," Green Day
"We Will Survive (the Ant's Song)," Noodle Boys "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"I'm Fatbellied," BevLS "I'm Hotblooded," Foreigner
"Winter Christmas," S.T.G. "Inner Vision," System of a Down
"(I Wanna Light) The Menorah, Please," Mikey F "Minority," Green Day
"Oops I Did It Again...," Janet Melgar "Oops I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"Oedipus Rex," cygna vamp "Particle Man," They Might Be Giants
"Lighting the Shamash," Tone-Def "Rockin the Suburbs," Ben Folds
"UN Guys Are Coming To Town," Leo "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," Traditional
"Santa Clone is Coming to Town," Royce Miller "Santa Clause is Coming to Town," Traditional
"Chicken Strike," Royce Miller "Silver Bells," Bing Crosby
"80s Boi," Jeremy Otto "Ska8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Coal," S.T.G. "Stole," Kelly Rowland
"Teenage Kids," Jim A "Teenage Kicks," The Undertones
"Santa Sleeps Tonight," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," Tokens
"Bench for MJ(For my fellow Wizard fans)," BLO-TOWN "These Are The Days," O-Town
"Time To Give Up," Count Nobbus "Time To Get Ill," Beastie Boys
"Lucky," Wolveroses "Ugly," Bubba Sparxxx
"Where's My Ice Cream?," Brett Ti Tat Tat "What's My Age Again?," Blink182
"Christmas Day," Mikey F "Yesterday," Beatles

December 5, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Indiana's Song," S.T.G. and BLO-TOWN "California Love (Remix)," Tupac and Dr. Dre
"Avril Lavigne," Tone-Def "Come On Eileen," Save Ferris
"Drops of Methane," BevLS "Drops of Jupiter," Train
"Quake," Phil Alexander "Fame," Irene Cara
"Flushing Meadow Blues," Michael Pacholek "Folsom Prison Blues," Johnny Cash
"Nero," SMOK "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"Restaurant Taco Bell," Jon Clemence "Hotel California," Eagles
"I Cant Stand W," Michael Pacholek "I Can't Get Next to You," The Temptations
"I'm Henry the Ace, I Am," William Tong "I'm Henry VIII, I Am," Herman's Hermits
"Sick of the Snow," lebeiW15 "Kiss From a Rose," Seal
"Winter Storm Watch," Bryan O'Connor "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!," Bing Crosby
"Look At Me, I'm Dubya B.," William Tong & Phil Alexander "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee," Stockard Channing
"Points of the Monkey," MONKEY man CADZOW "Points of Authority," Linkin Park
"G@ggie G!rl (Christina Aguilera's Tale)," BarbieBimbo "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Who's The Boss??," billy n "Tiny Dancer," Elton John
"I May Be Right (Bush May Be Crazy)," Michael Pacholek "You May Be Right," Billy Joel

December 6, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Trying To Fit In My Jeans," Billy Florio "Big Machine," Goo Goo Dolls
"Clean Your Room!," Ghetto John "Click Click Boom!," Saliva
"From The South To Da Ghetto," Ghetto John "From The Church To Da Palace," Snoop Dog
"Weather's Cold," Jim A "Heart of Gold," Neil Young
"Baker of Cannolis," Billy Florio "Houses of the Holy," Led Zeppelin
"I Will Roll One For You," Syncronos "I Will Always Love You," Whitney Houston
"Dan and Bill Rock," Chris Bodily TM "Jingle Bell Rock," Traditional/Bobby Helms/etc.
"Christmas Tree," Chris Bodily TM "Let Me Be," Britney Spears
"Rudy In The Sky With Santa," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," Beatles
"Motorcycle Couriers," Jim A "Motorcycle Emptiness," Manic Street Preachers
"Mr. Romano," Jeremy Otto "Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Whitewash The Investigation," William Tong "My Generation," The Who
"Rudolph the Burly Bouncer," Royce Miller "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," Gene Autry
"Rudolph the Male Cross Dresser," Royce Miller "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," Gene Autry
"Spider-Man (Michael Jackson's Song)," Bubba "Theme from Spider-Man," Unknown
"Las Vegas Stripper," Tim Hall "Wichita Lineman," Glen Campbell
"They're No Good," William Tong "You're No Good," Linda Ronstadt

December 9, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Hireling And Me," M.S.G "'03 Bonnie and Clyde," Jay-Z feat. Beyonce
"The Chlorine Drinking Song," Mikey F "Big Machine," Goo Goo Dolls
"Furry," Thunderbolt "Blurry," Puddle of Mudd
"Buddy You're Buying a Van," Gary Bastien "Born To Run," Bruce Springsteen
"Parody Writers," Dumb Guys-wit-Parodies "Buddah Lovaz," Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
"Putting In My Two Weeks," Mark Hall "Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
"Dilemma(WHAT?!)," BLO-TOWN "Dilemma," Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland
"Doctor My Hand (Kurt Warner's lament)," Bubba "Doctor My Eyes," Jackson Browne
"Don't Let Me Write These," Mike Raf "Don't Let Me Get Me," Alisha Moore (pink)
"Im The Saint From The Ghetto," EL Sainto De Ghetto "Hate To Say I Told You So," The Hives
"Here Comes Santa," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Here Comes The Sun," George Harrison
"Higher(on weed that is)," Mike Raf "Higher," Creed
"Osama Hates Americans," Ghetto John "I Am A Real American," Hulk Hogan
"It's Still Burke The Troll To Me," Jack Rudd "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me," Billy Joel
"Saddam from Iraq," Lily McG "Jenny from the Block," J. Lo
"Weird Al Yankovic," Tim Hall "Little Red Corvette," Prince
"Early Xmas Everybody," Jim A "Merry Xmas Everybody," Slade
"Mr. High Priest-O," Peter (The Reader) "Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Murder on the Harbour," Sim "Murder on the Dancefloor," Sophie Ellis Bextor
"On Amiright," Ghetto John "My Sacrifice," Creed
"O Little Town of Augusta," John Jenkins "O Little Town of Bethlehem," Traditional/Phillip Brooks
"Christmas Day," DarkJon64 "One Fine Day," The Offspring
"One Last Vote," Ghetto John "One Last Breath," Creed
"Druggy Don't Cheat," Mike Raf "Papa Don't Preach," Kelly Osbourne/Madonna
"Goodbye, Phone Cover," bubblegum_superstar "Paranoia," Danger Harvey
"Caroler's Delight," Chris Bodily TM "Rapper's Delight," Sugarhill Gang
"Loser Gurl!," Ali R "Sk8er Boi(ew)," Avril Lavigne
"Trib 2 Michael Jackson," RogueSiren "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Lovecraftian Spirit," Ken Rountree "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Horror (Ode To Christina)," BarbieBimbo "Stronger," Britney Spears
"She's Got An Annulment," Mikey F "Stuck In A Moment," U2
"My Worst Heating Bill," Jonathan C. "The First Noel," Traditional
"This Land Is My Land," David Pratter "This Land Is Your Land," Woody Guthrie
"Pong Song," Fat Mug (Will) Feat. DJ GJ (Greg) "Thong Song," Sisqo
"Crime Pays For No One," BLO-TOWN "Time Waits For No One," The Jacksons
"Welcome To My City (Remix)," BLO-TOWN feat. Xander999, Wolveroses, and S.T.G. "Welcome To Atlanta (Remix)," Jermaine Dupre feat. Ludacris, P.Diddy, Murphy Lee, and Snoop Dogg
"Don't Have A Home For Christmas," Crazy Wayne "Won't Be Home For Christmas," Blink 182

December 10, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Appetizers (Dining Out Song)," lebeiW15 "12 Days Of Christmas," Traditional
"Precious (early Two Towers Song)," Tone-Def "Breathless," The Corrs
"Disobedient Child," Phil Alexander "Deadringer for Love," Meatloaf
"Nerrdy (Revenge of the Nerds)," Jeremy Otto "Dirrty," Christina Aguilera
"Don't Pick The Wolfpack," Jeff Reuben "Don't Rock The Jukebox," Alan Jackson
"The Titanic (Cliff's Notes Version)," A Short, Short Man "Dreamboat Annie," Heart
"Manzana Fria," K. Moore "Feliz Navidad," Traditonal
"Gay," lilkitten "Gone," N'SYNC
"Giles Got Ran Over by a Reindeer (Buffy's POV)," JHS Token "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer," Elmo and Patsy
"Hella Cold," Wolveroses "Hella Good," No Doubt
"I Drive My Mercedes," Crazymama61 "I Drive Myself Crazy," N'Sync
"You Wanna Talk About Weed!," Syncronos "I Wanna Talk About Me," Toby Keith
"Our Clothes Won't Fitcha," Jeff Reuben "I'm Gonna Getcha Good," Shania Twain
"It Ain't Me, Boss," Who, Me? "It Ain't Me, Babe," The Turtles
"I've Seen This One," Phantom Hitchhiker "It's All Been Done," Barenaked Ladies
"Im Beginning To Get A Lot Of Bussiness(a Sore Owners Christmas Song)," Mikey F "Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas," Traditional
"Go to the Super Center," Jon Clemence "Livin' La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
"Drinking A Keg Of Brewed Beer," Mikey F "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Rudolph The Redneck Reindeer," Tone-Def "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Santa Claus Is Going To Frown," Mikey F "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," Traditional
"Stewby-Doo, What Are You?," Who, Me? "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You," Theme Song
"When a Man Loves a Taco," Jon Clemence "When a Man Loves a Woman," Percy Sledge

December 11, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Days Of Sickness...," Smore "12 Days of Christmas," Christmas Carol
"Snack Machine," Royce Miller "Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Mideeds in Office High," Ken Jorgensen "Ghost Riders in the Sky," Frankie Laine
"Drugs Can Save Us," Pimp Daddi (Robbie Hall) "Hero," Chad Kroger
"I Want A Fat Babe...," Mike Raf "I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"I'm Getting Fat," BLO-TOWN "I Want You Back," N'sync
"Jingle Swells," Seth da man "Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Shopping Bills," Leo "Jingle Bells," Traditional
"My Favorite Twisted Up Things," Royce Miller "My Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"Bethlehem 2002," Royce Miller "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem," Traditional
"Yay!...It's Christmas Again," Deedee "Oops!...I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"Las Vegas Buffet," Tim Hall "Raspberry Beret," Prince
"New Car Salesman," Tim Hall "Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen Campbell
"The Drummer Hates Me!," caz a.k.a Nickelback Girl "She Hates Me," Puddle Of Mudd
"I Won't Need You Until The Twelth Of Never, And That's A Long, Long Time," Joseph Hayes "Twelth Of Never," Johnny Mathis
"We Freak Kings (A tribute to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)," Phil Alexander "We Three Kings," Traditional

December 12, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Oil Czar," William Tong "All Star," Smashmouth
"Be Our Guest," Paul Morton "Be Our Guest," Disney (Beauty and the Beast)
"Purple and High," Chris Bodily TM "Because I Got High," Afroman
"Chop Bagel," Leo "Chop Seuy," System Of A Down
"Chop Bagel," Leo "Chop Seuy," System Of A Down
"Oh, Please Bomb Iraq," William Tong "Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Police State Is Bad," William Tong "Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Maybe I Know (that he's a cretin)," Da from LI "Maybe I Know (that he's been cheatin)," Lesley Gore
"Mrs. Bush, You've Got Two Drunken Daughters," William Tong "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"My Reward," William Tong "My Sweet Lord," George Harrison
"Votin'," S.T.G. & Ghetto John "Rollin'," Limp Bizkit
"Somehow, Says My Accountant," Paul Morton "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," Judy Garland
"Ol' Mr.Iran-Contra," William Tong "Una Paloma Blanca," George Baker
"This Is Lunacy Dubya," Jim A "What's The Frequency Kenneth?," REM
"Alcoholic In The Bar," Jesse "Whiskey In The Jar," Metallica
"Your Freakin' Art," Royce Miller "Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank Williams, Sr.

December 13, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mellers' Food," Jon Clemence "Brown-Eyed Girl," Van Morrison
"Ho, Ho, Ho," BLO-TOWN "Bump, Bump, Bump," B2K
"Hanukkah," S.T.G. "Dragula," Rob Zombie
"Ebony and Ivory," Mark Hoolihan "Ebony and Ivory," Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney
"A Vampires Death," Ilyena "Full of Grace," Sarah Mclachlan
"I Got Flu, Babe," Bookworm "I Got You, Babe," Sonny and Cher
"I'm A Slut 4 U," Lily McG "I'm A Slave 4 U," Britney Spears
"If I Could Turn Back Time (The Cher Remix)," Kayla "If I Could Turn Back Time," Cher
"Coke Can," The Aussie Ocker "Khe Sanh," Cold Chisel
"Last Christmas," Jeremy Otto "Last Christmas," Jimmy Eat World
"Go Give Lott A Shove," William Tong "Lotta Love," Nicolette Larson
"Dubya's A Loon," Jim A "Man On The Moon," REM
"Tree," S.T.G. "Me," Staind
"I Wish It Was Spring," lebeiW15 "My Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"One Door Closer," MONKEY man CADZOW "One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Tastiest Pies," Jamie McGarry "Prettiest Eyes," The Beautiful South
"Rotherham (Or Anywhere)," Jamie McGarry "Rotterdam (Or Anywhere)," The Beautiful South
"Net Connection," Jim A "Satisfaction," Rolling Stones
"The Rich Are Taxed," Julien Peter Benney "The Bitch Is Back," Elton John
"Tradition," Mark Hoolihan "Tradition," Fiddler on the Roof Cast
"Wide Christmas," lebeiW15 "White Christmas," Bing Crosby
"You're so lame (I can't believe your song is about shoes)," Tone-Def "You're so vain," Carly Simon

December 16, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"I Ate Somethin'," Smar99 "19' Sometin'," Mark Wills
"Food," MONKEY man CADZOW "Alive," P.O.D.
"Dressed In Lace," some dude "Basket Case," Green Day
"Viper in the Pit," Mark Hoolihan "Candle in the Wind," Elton John
"You're Starting Year Number Three, My Lord," Joseph Hayes "Chrystanthemum Tea," Cast of Pacific Overtures
"For Santa," S.T.G. "For You," Staind
"Fat Pig," Mwrlyn "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"Blow Em Up Style (Boom!)," Tine "Hit Em Up Style (Oops!)," Blu Cantrell
"I Can't Live Without Mu- Zak," Karl Lappo "I Can't Live Without Music," Corinna May
"I Hate AOL," Chris Bodily TM "I Love Rock and Roll," Joan Jett
"If I Didn't Have to Fart," Paul Morton "If I Only Had a Heart," The Wizard of Oz
"Followers Will Stick To Us," William Tong "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas," Traditional
"Just Snow," S.T.G. "Just Go," Staind
"Like A Truck," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Like A Rock," Bob Seger
"Dreamin Of O-Town," Manda "Liquid Dreams," O-Town
"BUSH (Ghetto Johns Version)," Ghetto John "Lump," The Presidents Of The United States Of America
"What a Wizard is in General," Warren Usui "Modern Major General," Gilbert and Sullivan
"Faker And Liar," William Tong "Paper And Fire," John Mellencamp
"Gamblin' Man," David Pratter "Ramblin' Man," Allman Brothers Band
"Winona, The Shoplifting Ape," Mwrlyn "Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer," Christmas Carol
"Kirby, The Pink Star Warrior," Andrea Huckstep "Rudolph, The Red-nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Reindeer," Chris Bodily TM "Sheep," Pink Floyd
"Silent Night, Holy - Not," Paul Morton "Silent Night, Holy Night," Traditional (Franz Gruber)
"Still To Blame," William Tong "Still The Same," Bob Seger
"Stuck With You (Gore's Song)," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Stuck With You," Huey Lewis and the News
"Live at Home With My Mama," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"The Bad Necessities," Erin Brown "The Bare Necessities," Phil Haris and Bruce Reitherman
"Chappaquidick," Kev O'keefe "The River," Bruce Springsteen
"Where They Belong," Julien Peter Benney "Up Where We Belong," Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes

December 17, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Kim Was So Beautiful," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "A Love So Beautiful," Roy Orbison
"Salad Forever," furk "After Forever," Black Sabbath
"American Dilemma," Jason A. Cascio "All-Star," Smashmouth
"Bad Rate," jesse "Bad Day," Fuel
"Sysadmin Blues," Cloister "Basket Case," Green Day
"Cardinal Law," Bubba "Breakin' the Law," Judas Priest
"Writing ( The Swiming Ultramix)," Ghetto John "Crawling," Linkin Park
"Junior High," lebeiW15 "Don't Know Why," Norah Jones
"Salads Wear Boots," furk "Faeries Wear Boots," Black Sabbath
"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Blubber," Royce Miller "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon
"Cheap Libations," Tim Hall "Good Vibrations," Beach Boys
"Hey Hottie," Nick J(The Ghosteller) "Hey Baby," No Doubt
"Hey Dad," Wolveroses "Hey Ma," Cam'ron feat. Juelz Santana
"God in Herre," Katherine Whiddon "Hott in Herre," Nelly
"You Light Your Bong," Royce Miller "I Write the Songs," Barry Manilow
"I'm So Wired," Cloister "I'm So Tired," The Beatles
"In the End," Jason A. Cascio "In the End," Linkin Park
"It Ain't Me (in 2004), Babe," Bubba "It Ain't Me, Babe," Bob Dylan
"It's the Smallpox," Bubba "It's a Small World," Disney
"It's the Most Mis'rable Time of the Year," Phil Morton "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year," Steve Lawrence
"Sweatin to the Oldies," Katherine Whiddon "Karma Chameleon," Culture Club
"Last Lunch," Monica Dunlap "Last Kiss," Pearl Jam
"Speaker of the House," Bubba "Leader of the Pack," Shangri-La's
"Commercialized Girl," BarbieBimbo "Material Girl," Madonna
"Rudolph the Gangster Reindeer," Jason A. Cascio "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Christmas Carol
"Salad Bloody Salad," furk "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath," Black Sabbath
"Salad Of The Universe," furk "Symptom Of The Universe," Black Sabbath
"Pete Rose," Bubba "The Rose," Bette Midler
"The Unknown Nerd Boy," Cloister "The Unknown Stuntman," TV Theme (
"Two Porsches," Cloister "Two Princes," Spin Doctors
"Wet Christmas," Phil Alexander "White Christmas," Bing Crosby

December 18, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"All I Want for Christmas is Food," lebeiW15 "All I Want for Christmas is You," Mariah Carey
"Cramp Thumb," Calveb Metrendez "Anthum," Blink 182
"Should Lott Resign?," Leo "Auld Lang Syne," Traditional
"Boys (Puberty Version)," RVWZU "Boys," Smile D.K.
"Pumpkin Pie," RSWSU "Butterfly," Smile D.K.
"School," J-Sin "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Camping Scene," Royce Miller "Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Lean Cuisine," jesse "Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Frosty The Dope Man," Alan Smithee "Frosty The Snowman," Traditional
"Peep Show In A Bottle," caz a.k.a Nickelback Girl "Genie In A Bottle," Christina Agulera
"Subway," Phantom Hitchhiker "Hero," Chad Kroeger
"Constipation," Seth da man "In the End," Linkin Park
"Let Me Pee," Chris Bodily TM "Let Me Be," Britney Spears
"Lott Hangs On," Alan "Let's Hang On," Four Seasons
"Voters," Jim A "Lotus," R.E.M.
"M.O.E," Jim A "M.O.R," Blur
"Sk8er Boi The Copper," Bob The Builder "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"The Bombing Song," Taoist "The Money Song," Monty Python
"Santa's Ice Storm Tragedy," Alan Smithee, Jr. "Up On The Housetop," Traditional
"When I'm Sixty-Four," Jim A "When I'm Sixty-Four," The Beatles

December 19, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Sk8er Boi In A Barbie World," C-B "Barbie Girl," Aqua
"Sneeze," Michael J. Fisher "Breathe," Faith Hill
"Weedy Song!," Leanne Miller "Cheeky Song," Cheeky Girls
"Avril's Mouth's Dilated," Sarah "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Bo Peep," Tone-Def "Don't Speak," No Doubt
"Brush 'em gently," P&O "F**k her gently," Tenacious D
"Stepped Down," William Tong "Get Down," Gilbert O'Sullivan
"Don't Wanna Start A War (opera #13)," Tone-Def "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing," Aerosmith
"I Love Krispy Kremes," Frank Lockner "I Got To Extremes," Billy Joel
"Get Me And My Ego," Phil Alexander "Let Me Entertain You," Robbie Williams
"Lott Hangs On," William Tong "Let's Hang On," The Four Seasons
"One Round with Brit and Justin," Syncronos "One Round with Jose Cuervo," Tracy Byrd
"Feliz Navidad," lebeiW15 "Oye Como Va," Santana
"Apartheid Lover," Teri Nadershahi "Part Time Lover," Stevie Wonder
"Pete Rose," Billy Florio "Roxanne," The Police
"The Guy at the Wheel," Royce Miller "The Fool on the Hill," The Beatles
"SpamKiller," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Timekiller," Project Pitchfork
"Trent Lott's White Christmas," Richard Cairo and Lover Dudley "White Christmas," Bing Crosby
"DHCP," Phil Alexander "YMCA," Village People
"My Winter Wonderland," Wolveroses "Your Body is a Wonderland," John Mayor

December 20, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ashcroft Is A Nervous Guy," William Tong "Angels We Have Heard On High," Traditional
"Dad," BLO-TOWN "Bad," Michael Jackson
"Heat It," BLO-TOWN "Beat It," Michael Jackson
"Gettin' Rid of Trent," Teri Nadershahi "Blowin' In The Wind," Bob Dylan
"(B-ball) Texas Domination," Tone-Def "Californication," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Bush Team Deceivers," William Tong "Daydream Believer," The Monkees
"Doesn't Really Matter," Filip Carlson "Doesn't Really Matter," Janet Jackson
"Cheese Talking (opera #14)," Tone-Def "Free Falling," Tom Petty
"Don't Tell Any Accountants," William Tong "Go Tell It On The Mountain," Traditional
"I Could Go For Some Pie," EvilDragyn "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
"i'll Feed You," Ghetto John "Im With You," Avril Lavigne
"In a Middle Aisle," Jeremy Otto "In a Little While," Uncle Cracker
"Librarian Girl," BLO-TOWN "Liberian Girl," Michael Jackson
"Rugdriver," robzombie450 "Lowrider," WAR
"It's Not The Size That Matters," Filip Carlson "No Matter What," Boyzone
"Poser Grrl," lilyofthevalley "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Parody to Zeppelin," Chris Bodily TM "Stairway to Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"Still Stealing," Dexter H "Still Waiting," Sum 41
"Superfood (opera #15)," Tone-Def "Superstar," Murray Head
"Talk Nerdy To Me," Jeff Reuben "Talk Dirty To Me," Poison
"Oust Mr. Trent Lott," William Tong "Up On The Housetop," Traditional

December 23, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"AmIRight," S.T.G. "Alive," Pearl Jam
"All The Smelly Things," ShellyGal "All The Small Things," Blink182
"Always (modified)," 4Shina "Always," Saliva
"Such a Hoe," JuJu Bean "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera
"On Christmas Eve," Ayhab "Behind Blue Eyes," The Who
"Noodle-licious," Hailey Johnson "Bootylicious," Destiny's Child
"Bringin' on the Heartburn," Sharon Krebs "Bringin' on the Heartbreak," Def Leppard
"Trent's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire," Alan "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire," Traditional
"Disgusted," C-B "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Dad," Ayhab "Creep," Radiohead
"George Dub'yoo (W) Bush," Chris Bodily TM "Crush on You," Mandy Moore
"DeNiro," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Domino," Van Morrison
"Hobos," Mr T "Dope Nose," Weezer
"Dubya Got Run Over By a Reindeer," Michael Pacholek "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"Green Blood," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Green Acres," TV Themes
"Disappointing Christmas," Filip Carlson "Happy Christmas/War is over," John Lennon
"What It Means To Have Two," Hailey Johnson "I'm a Slave 4 U," Britney Spears
"Shoplifter," BarbieBimbo "Jenny From The Block," Jennifer Lopez
"Singer," J.B. "Linger," The Cranberries
"Living in a Fantasy World (Lord of the Rings Medley)," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Material Girl," Madonna
"Living in a Liberal World," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Material Girl," Madonna
"Plastic," D-Boz "Music," Madonna
"Rudolph Saw Those Big Brown Eyes," Ayhab "My Own Worst Enemy," Lit
"Clouds After Midnight," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Nights In White Satin," Moody Blues
"For the Jews," Hailey Johnson "O Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Drinking In The Dorm," Jeff Reuben "Riders On The Storm," The Doors
"Rudolph The Video Game Addict.," Ocean-Sirius "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.," Traditional
"School's Out for Winter," Chris Bodily TM "School's Out for Summer," Alice Cooper
"Avril Sucks," MrsJoelMadden "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Still Waiting (Song of the rubbish parody artist)," Calum Muir "Still Waiting," Sum 41
"Underneath The Snow," D-Boz "Underneath Your Clothes," Shakira
"Welcome to Vice City," DancinHomer "Welcome to the Jungle," Guns N' Roses
"Remember, it's December," MOoOoOoOo "Whenever, Wherever," Shakira
"Ghetto," Ghetto John "Yellow," Cold Play

December 24, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"All I Want For Christmas Is Saddam's Defeat," William Tong "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," Spike Jones
"Deion Come Back," Bubba "Baby Come Back," Player
"Ball of Moles," Sam n' Chell "Bailamos," Enrique Eglasuis
"Bad Writer," Erykah Brown "Blue American," Placebo
"Booze With Us," William Tong "Blue Christmas," Elvis Presley
"The Grinch," Psychodude57 "Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Yay, it's Christmas Day!," Gerard Young "Die Another Day," Madonna
"Fun, Fun, Fun (AOL version)," Tim Hall "Fun, Fun, Fun," Beach Boys
"Rugdriver," Rob "Lowrider," WAR
"Nasty Boy," Erykah Brown "Nancy Boy," Placebo
"Barry was a Detroit Lion," Wolveroses "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"The Game of Shrub," Jim A "The Game of Love," Michelle Branch & Santana
"Monthly Bus Pass," Tim Hall "The Warnth of the Sun," Beach Boys
"Ewww, Pikachu," Jeremy Otto "To Be With You," Mr. Big
"Santa Claus," lebeiW15 "Waterfalls," TLC
"Warm Winter," Pepermint Patty "White Christmas," Bing Crosby

December 25, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Overplayed," Porter-Pottie Mouth "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"The've Got The Bomb In North Korea," Karl Erik Rye "I Want To Live In America," Westside Story
"Hang Up Now," Dianna Davis "Jingle Bells," Traditional
"The Ship Will Go Down," Morgan Scopes "My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion
"Preps Can Be Fooled," Sarah "Nobody's Fool," Avril Lavigne
"Real Mild Child," Jeremy Otto "Real Wild Child," Iggy Pop
"Why He Really Had To Go," parody writer "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?," The Clash
"Special K," Erykah Brown "Special K," Placebo
"This Christmas (You Can't Always Get What You Want)," The Minister Of Reality "You Can't Always Get What You Want," The Rolling Stones

December 26, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mr Baa," bubblegum_superstar "American Girls," Counting Crows
"Joe-Dean the Plowman," Mike Armstrong "Frosty the Snowman," Traditional
"WLIT Special," Phil Scopes "Hard To Say I'm Sorry," Chicago
"One Word Closer (College Essay Hell)," neminem "One Step Closer," Lincoln Park
"Piece of Pie," Mikey F "Peace of Mind," Boston
"Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer (revised version)," Tone-def "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Santa Claus Is Buying A Round," Billy Florio "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," Traditional
"Still Eating (the dieter's anthem)," ShellyGal "Still Waiting," Sum41
"Pacey's Puddle (a.k.a Dawson's Creek)," bubblegum_superstar "The Middle," Jimmy Eat World
"Without Gandalf," Ivo Becica "Without Me," Eminem
"Medal," Mikey F "Yellow," Cold Play

December 27, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"The Boob Song," J Lyn "Baby Got Back," Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Trent Lott's Ass Is Blowin' Lots of Wind," Sassy & Bill Tong "Blowin' In The Wind," Bob Dylan
"Cannibal In Paradise," robzombie450 "Cheeseburger In Paradise," Jimmy Buffett
"Constipated," ~*Krazy KAYLA*~ "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Everybody Be Wrong Tonight (Everybody Bill Tong Tonight)," Bubba "Everybody Have Fun Tonight," Wang Chung
"Yellow River," robzombie450 "Green River," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"If I Were a Flintstone," S.T.G. "If I Were a Rich Man," The Fiddler on the Roof Soundtrack
"It's The Most Wonderful Kind Of A Beer," William Tong "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year," Andy Williams
"Things Are Swell," William Tong "Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Losing All My Vision," Jamie L. "Losing My Religion," REM
"Fake Heavyweight Champion," The Anti-Corporate Outlaw "Real American," Rick Derringer
"Fake Heavyweight Champion," The Anti-Corporate Outlaw "Real American," Rick Derringer
"Dine On You Famous Fatass," The Anti-Corporate Outlaw "Shine On You Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd
"The Racist's Song," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong "The Christmas Song," Nat King Cole
"Up At The White House," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong "Up On The Housetop," Traditional
"Why Don't We Get Drunk And Spew," robzombie450 "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw," Jimmy Buffett
"I Need Inspiration," lebeiW15 "You're the Inspiration," Chicago

December 30, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Foolish MTV," Nick J(Ghosteller) "Androgyny," Garbage
"At A Modified Pace," Ryan Harder "At A Medium Pace," Adam Sandler
"Pizza Got Back," Golden Pirana "Baby Got Back," Sir-Mix-Alot
"Bed Bed Bed (Call For Help-A-Thon Version)," John-Paul "Bed Bed Bed," They Might Be Giants
"Boogie Nights (Dirk's song)," Tim Hall "Boogie Nights," Heatwave
"The Sun," Bret Abel "Breakfast at Tiffany's," Deep Blue Something
"Neil Diamond's songs," Tim Hall "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show," Neil Diamond
"Do'h Yeller," Aaron "Day Tripper," Beatles
"Qwerty," cosmic "Dirrty," Christina Aguilera
"The Eating Disorder Song," Buttface "Dirty," Christina Augulira
"Electoral Fraud," Jim A "Electrical Storm," U2
"Sale," Joelle "Free," Faith Hill
"Get Weed," Leo 2 "Get Free," The Vines
"Guy all the Gay Guys Want," cosmic "Girl all the Bad Guys Want," Bowling 4 Soup
"Jihad," Jonathan C. Cast "Hero," Enrique Eglasias
"In My own Barcalounger," Karl Erik Rye "In My own Little Corner," Rodgers & Hammerstein
"Beware of Whispy Woods," Andrea Huckstep "In-a-gadda-da-vida," Iron Butterfly
"Master Of Muppets," robzombie450 "Master Of Puppets," Metallica
"Mrs Brown youve got a missing husband," Mikey F "Mrs Brown youve got a lovely daughter," Hermens Hermits
"My Sackoflice," robzombie450 "My Sacrifice," Creed
"Wookie," White Mystery "Nookie," Limp Bizkit
"One Cuban, One Wasp, One Queer," robzombie450 "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer," George Thorogood
"Bubba, Don't Screech," William Tong "Papa, Don't Preach," Madonna
"They're Trying To Legalize Drugs," Jay Kay Arrr "Prison Song," System Of A Down
"Orthodox Jew," Bushsukks "Runaround Sue," Dion
"She's Skanky," Krooked K "She Hates Me," Puddle Of Mudd
"Food Criminal," White Mystery "Smooth Criminal," Alien Ant Farm
"Monday Bloody Monday," Tone-Def "Sunday Bloody Sunday," U2
"Santa Claus," Aaron Hong "Superman," Five for Fighting
"Living(in the land of big brother)," Mikey F "Tempted(by the fruit of another)," Squeeze
"Territorial Dyings," Leo 2 "Territorial Pissings," Nirvana
"The Arab Touch," White Mystery "The Bad Touch," Bloodhound Gang
"The Real Bugs Bunny," White Mystery "The Real Slim Shady," Eminem
"The Rock Star Mangled Banner," Floyd Tervo, American "The Star Spangled Banner," Traditional
"I Think She's Gonna Blow," Shazzaah "Wherever You Will Go," The Calling
"Who's My Daddy?," Jay Kay Arrr "Who's Your Daddy?," Toby Keith
"Yoodles of Yo's (An In Mirror Again Girl)," Ronnie L. Hyde "XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl)," Trisha Yearwood
"Young Republicans," kev o'keefe "Young Americans," David Bowie
"Your Fridge is a Wonderland," KeithRJ997 "Your Body is a Wonderland," John Mayer

December 31, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"(Listen To The) Tower People," robzombie450 "(Listen To The) Flower People," Spinal Tap
"Ballad Of Three Very Thin Men," zimmy fallinout "Ballad Of A Thin Man," Bob Dylan
"Girl At The Dance," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Band On The Run," Wings
"I Don't Like The Jets," Ryan Harder "Bennie & The Jets," Elton John
"Bush (We hear you callin)," robzombie450 "Beth," KISS
"Bengals are a Bungle," Bubba "Bungle in the Jungle," Jethro Tull
"Carbon Dated," cosmic "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Dairy Queen," wdh "Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Do It With The Androids," Sexy chick "Do It With Madonna," The Androids
"Burrito," Ghetto John "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"I Love To Be a Ho," lilkitten "I Love Rock and Roll," Britney Spears
"I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa Claus," Phil Alexander "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Jimmy Boyd
"I'm Miss Cleo," lilkitten "I'm Like a Bird," Nelly Furtado
"Ah-ah-choo," Tone-Def "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"Terry from a Box," cosmic and princess cherry bomb "Jenny from the Block," J.Lo
"Sue," robzombie450 "Jump," Van Halen
"Kashmir Sweater," robzombie450 "Kasmir," Led Zeppelin
"Our Favourite Game," Jim A "My Favourite Game," The Cardigans
"Nobody Nose You When You’ve Grown A Snout," robzombie450 "Nobody Knows You When You’re Down And Out," Eric Clapton (Unplugged Version)
"Bush In '04," Jeff Baker "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful," Traditional
"Only In The Trailer Park( A Tribute To Trailer Park Trash)," Ghetto John & The Hillbilly Clan Of Dan "Only in America," Brooks & Dunn
"Enema," robzombie450 "Panama," Van Halen
"Leader of the Free World," Bubba "Rockin' in the Free World," Neil Young
"E.R.A," wdh "S.O.S," ABBA
"I Don't Need No Saudi Oil for My Gas," Alan "She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain," Traditional
"Sk8er Girl," Christina "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Tater Boy," Tone-Def "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Woke Up Had Coffee And A Bun," Linda B Giordano "Soprano's Theme," A3
"Taliban Surrender," Alfredo Colon "Surrender," Cheap Trick
"Sweet Home North Korea," robzombie450 "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"The Censor's Song," Jeff Baker "The Christmas Song," Nat King Cole
"Walkin' In A Doggies Wonderland," strange_fire "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"Bill O'Reilly Blues," Bubba "Wedding Bell Blues," Fifth Dimension


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