VERSE 1
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of gorditas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering sign
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for a bite

VERSE 2
There I parked in the driveway, I heard the patrons yell
And I was thinking to myself this will be heaven, man this will be swell
Then I grabbed the door handle, and I entered the place
There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say

CHORUS
Welcome to the restaurant Taco Bell
Such a lovely place, such a lovely taste
Plenty of room left at restaurant Taco Bell
Any time of year, you can find it here

VERSE 3
Cinnamon twists, I ordered from them
I got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, to give to my friends
Then I ate at the table, sweet taco taste
I ate my gorditas, without any haste

VERSE 4
So I went to a cashier, I said, "Please bring me some more.
I haven't eaten this much food since nineteen ninety-four."
And still those tacos are calling from far away
Wake me up in the middle of the night, I can hear them say

CHORUS 2
Welcome to the restaurant Taco Bell
Such a lovely place, such a lovely taste
Living it up at the restaurant Taco Bell
What a nice surprise, you can bring all the guys

VERSE 5
Tiles on the ceiling, Mt. Dew on ice
And I said, "I will never, ever leave here, without some more Spanish rice."
And to my table, I went for the feast
I ate another Burrito Supreme, but I just can't fill that hole-in-my-stomach

VERSE 6
Last thing I remember, I was ordering more
I had to find the passage back to that line I had stood in before
"Relax," said the cashier, "We have all you can eat.
You can order any time you like, 'cause we can never leave."