baseball man,
italian tan,
widowed and sad,
rents not paid,
becomes a maid,
in conneticuit.
hits a homer
with slutty mona
and her daughter angela.
now there living,
love they're giving
tony danza your the man.
sam is growing
and your knowing
puberty is coming near.
other hand
johnathan
can't find a girl
scrawny man, he needs a hand
with no daddy to look to.
speaking out
he starts to shout
lines he knows about girls bums!
oh how it confuses me
does she like him or is she gay
he only knew and you can hear her
when she said softly
tony
who's the boss now tony danza
drive you van on down the highway
you got a daughter named samantha
you always made a good soufle'

who's the boss now tony danza
drive your van on down the highway
got a thing for ol' angela
hope she isn't really gay


red head lady
wants your baby
she's older than the dirt
sunk in eyes
denture smile
she's lifting up her skirt

angela-ha-ha
come get your mother
she's doing it again
now she's saved him
she really saved him
angela oh your the man!

oh what are these feelings
she does like him
only him
and you can hear it
when she says softly
slowly

who's the boss now tony danza
drive you van on down the highway
you got a daughter named samantha
you always made a good soufle'

who's the boss now tony danza
drive your van on down the highway
you fell in love with snobby angela
now we know that she's ok