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Song Parodies -> "12 Appetizers (Dining Out Song)"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"12 Appetizers (Dining Out Song)"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Ever eat so many appetizers, that you don't even have room for the meal?
On the first appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the second appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the third appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the fourth appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the fifrh appetizer, my waitress brought to me
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the sixth appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Six cups of water,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the seventh appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Seven chips with salsa,
Six cups of water,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the eighth appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Eight breaded mushrooms,
Seven chips with salsa,
Six cups of water,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the ninth appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Nine crispy cheese sticks,
Eight breaded mushrooms,
Seven chips with salsa,
Six cups of water,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the tenth appetizer, my waitress brought to me
Ten breaded cheeseballs,
Nine crispy cheese sticks,
Eight breaded mushrooms,
Seven chips with salsa,
Six cups of water,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the eleventh appetizre, my waitress brought to me
Eleven spicy hot wings,
Ten breaded cheeseballs,
Nine crispy cheese sticks,
Eight breaded mushrooms,
Seven chips with salsa,
Six cups of water,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks,
Three French fries,
Two dinner rolls,
And some bread topped with parmesan cheese.

On the TWELFTH appetizer, my waitress BROUGHT TO Me...
TWELVE saltine crackers!
ELEVEN spicy hot wings!
TEN breaded cheeseballs!
NINE crispy cheese sticks!
EIGHT breaded mushrooms!
SEVEN chips with salsa!
SIX cups of water!
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four garlic sticks, three French fries, two dinner rolls...
And some BREAD TOPPED WITH PARMESAN CHEESE!
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Philbo Baggins - December 10, 2002 - Report this comment
Hey, Leb - your cheeseballs turned into mushrooms on the final verse ;-)
Phil
lebeiw15 - December 10, 2002 - Report this comment
Oops, thanks for pointing that out-- I didn't notice that when I typed out the final verse (I just copied and pasted the rest)... oh well, he had a double helping of mushrooms =)
Michael Florio - December 10, 2002 - Report this comment
Great parody! I liked it a lot...
mads - December 19, 2002 - Report this comment
It is realy cool! Keep up the good work ;)
NYbadAzz - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I like your parady, it just made me hungry!
nnnag - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it too! Great job, lebeiw.
Rebecca (aka Personica) - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it. It was funny. I did a parody of this song once but I didn't write it down or memorize it.
Agrimorfee - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Why not on the 12th day---"12 Alka Seltzers!" ??
Larry - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very Funny, I could use that list for my next trip to TGIFridays :))))
Saider E. - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, me like it vewy vewy much.
kc - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
dude no restaurants in my city have 12 appetizers on the menu they suck!!!!great parody though
Fitu - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Outstanding
Christie Marie M - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed your parody. Appetizers and hors d'oeuvres are something to think about during the Holidays. It's a lot better than my 12 Days Cookies and Pastries parody I recently put out. Plus you capitalized FIVE ONION RINGS, which is what I should have done with 5 DANISH RINGS. 5 appetizers all the way.

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