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Song Parodies -> "Ah-ah-choo"
Original Song Title:
"I'm With You"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Ah-ah-choo"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
My glands are really big
To breathe is kinda hard
My system should be clear by now
There's pounding in my brain
Congestion in my chest
When I'm in bed I can't get rest
Isn't anyone going to help me?
Can't someone make this thing go?
It's a bad cold I
Feel like I've had for my whole life
Won't you give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
I'm looking for a med
To help with my head
But unfortunately I am broke
I can't afford to buy
A single thing I guess
I'm gonna cough until I choke
Isn't anyone going to help me?
Can't someone make this thing go?
It's a bad cold I
Feel like I've had for my whole life
Won't you give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Oh why is everything so expensive
Why can't it be a buck oh five?
(coughs and sneezes)
It's a bad cold I
Feel like I've had for my whole life
Won't you give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Ah-ah-choo!
Ah-ah-choo!
To breathe is kinda hard
My system should be clear by now
There's pounding in my brain
Congestion in my chest
When I'm in bed I can't get rest
Isn't anyone going to help me?
Can't someone make this thing go?
It's a bad cold I
Feel like I've had for my whole life
Won't you give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
I'm looking for a med
To help with my head
But unfortunately I am broke
I can't afford to buy
A single thing I guess
I'm gonna cough until I choke
Isn't anyone going to help me?
Can't someone make this thing go?
It's a bad cold I
Feel like I've had for my whole life
Won't you give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Oh why is everything so expensive
Why can't it be a buck oh five?
(coughs and sneezes)
It's a bad cold I
Feel like I've had for my whole life
Won't you give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Give me Dimetapp
Give me Advil too
'Cause I cough really hard
then ah, ah-ah-choo!
Ah-ah-choo!
Ah-ah-choo!
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Do you want this to happen to Avril?
Ethan, This one was posted way before I got on this site. Not bad...I have the Album, one of the few current artists I actually kind of like. Whether her next album has anything to offer we will see...I don't think I ever bought an album by a 17-year old girl before, even when I WAS 17.
Okay this is one of your best I have read so far! Funny,funny,funny.
I thought the ah-choo-choos fit perfectly with the original song. Great job man!
When I see quality like this it makes me extra proud to be a parody writer:-]
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