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Song Parodies -> "Who Are The Fashion Police?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Are The Brain Police?"

Original Performer:

The Mothers of Invention (Frank Zappa)

Parody Song Title:

"Who Are The Fashion Police?"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

What do you do when the colors don't match?
When plaids are with the stripes
And the pants make you scratch

Who are the fashion police?

What do you do when Joan Rivers comes on?
Do you turn off your TV
And use your DVD?

Who are the fashion police?

What do you do when you're wearing white socks?
Your pants look just like floods
And your shoes feel like rocks?

Who are the fashion police?

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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Tom - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
i don't believe that anyone can be so big headed to think that they can alter a zappa song, who does this jerk of a parody writer think he is, what a waste of time! - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Tim, apparently you've got an evil twin, "Tom." Wow - I'm used to Britney and Avril fans saying HOW DARE YOU? but I woulda thought that Zappa fans would understood humor and satire. And who DO you think you are, anyway? I think I'm Nero. - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Replace "understood" with "understand" in my last comment. I'm have trouble with to conjugate.
Tim Hall - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
It IS satire. Besides, it was one of my first parodies from late 2002
Tim Hall - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff, Tom the doppelganger has entered my soul, so I am trying to expel him.
Dominic L. - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, but you left out the "I think I'm gonna die" lines!

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