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Song Parodies -> "Drinking In The Dorm"

Original Song Title:

"Riders On The Storm"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Drinking In The Dorm"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
It's brewed from rice or corn
Into the glass it's poured
Like a dog without a bone
A beer without the foam
Drinking in the dorm

There's a freshman on the hall
He says he doesn't drink at all
Across the floor he crawls
Puking in the stall
If you give this man a beer
Might finish in a year
Gotta crush your can, yeah

Girl, you gotta crush your can
Girl, you gotta crush your can
Hold it in your hand
Slam it on your head
No matter what the brand
Recycle what you can
Gotta crush the can

Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm
Drinking in the dorm

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 28

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Billy Florio - December 23, 2002 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA excellent, another great parody
Charlie Decker - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Peter Andersson - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothing goes together like beers and dorms, does it?
Agrimorfee - January 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Haha, Jeff, nicely done. My only kvetch is keeping "dog without a bone" intact. For another take on college life, read my or see and hear
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Maybe I'm just missing the undeniable hilarity of college boozers, but this did nothing for me. Not really comedically exaggerated, no tale of avoiding being caught, just "yep, people drink, it's a thing". Maybe that's the OS not having enough room to explore the topic, maybe it's the age, but I just don't feel this one, sorry to say.
Max Power - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
I kinda get the feeling that had the OS been longer, it would have been funnier. The idea has potential for a turn to something more...well...wasted? You know what I mean.
Matthias - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
I kinda agree with the others here Jeff. This must have been an old one from you because you’re way better at parodying songs now. The lack of puns here was WASTED! Lol

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