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Giles got ran over by the reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as the Hellmouth
And as for me and Dawn, we believe

Gile had been drinking too much Brandy
And we begged him not to go
Then, he forgot his magic spell books
And staggered out through the door and into the snow

We found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He got hoof marks all over his forehead
And incriminating claws down his back

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We all so pround of Xander
He's taking this so well
He's been fighting and making up with Anya
And practicing magic spells with sweet ol' Will

It no Christmas without the Watcher
All the Scoobies are dressed in black
And if you were really wondering
Shall we open up our gifts or send them back (Send them back)

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The Doublemeat Palace Meals is on the table
And the pancakes are made with peanut butter spread
And the blue and silver candles
That match the hair on Spike's head

I warn everybody from the Scoobies
You better watch out for yourself
That they shouldn't give out a license
for someone who rides the sleigh and play the bells

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Merry Christmas, Sunnydale