It starts with

One bean I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you cry
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to warn you

All I know

Beans can be a powerful thing
I need some beano before I unleash this thing
Watch my tears fly to the end of the day
The pain took my life away

It's so unfair

Why did this happen to me
I mean I eat right and everything
Trying to go on but I didn't even know
I burnt all that fuel just to

Watch it blow

I kept all those chunks inside and even though I tried it all blew apart
What it did to me will always be a living dream of a time

I strained so hard
And got so far
But in the end
Constipation ruled me
I had to crawl
Not to weep and bawl
Caust the pain
Was unbelieving

One bean I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you cry
Keep that in mind I designed this ryhme to warn you

How I strained so hard

In spite of ways you were laughing at me
Acting like constipation was nothing to me
Remberin' all the times you stalked me
I'm surprised

I'm still alive

Beans aren't the way they were before
You couldn't even eat a can anymore
Not that you could well back then
It all comes back

Constipation

I kept all those chunks inside and even though I tried it all blew apart
What it did to me will always be a living dream of a time

I strained so hard
And got so far
But in the end
Constipation ruled me
I had to crawl
Not to weep and bawl
Cause the pain
Was unbelieving

I put my trust in beano
All those ads are just a lie
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I put my trust in beano
All those ads are just a lite
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I strained so hard
And got so far
But in the end
Constipation ruled me
I had to crawl
Not to weep and bawl
Cause the pain
Was unbelieving