I can't get no net connection
I can't get no net connection
cause I tried, but it's died, and I try and I try
i can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm using AOL
or that BT Openworld, you know
I'm messing with modems more
checking through system information
sorting my online non-situation
I can't get no, oh no no no
hey hey hey, offline today

I can't get no net connection
I can't get no net connection
cause I tried, but it's died, and I try and I try
i can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm sat at my PC
Broadband looks appealing to me
betters stationary
now the dial-up i get is a real big joke
it's an ISP sales scheme
they want more cash, Oh no no no
hey hey hey, offline today

I can't get no net connection
I can't get no net connection
cause I tried, but it's died, and I try and I try
i can't get no, I can't get no

when it's lurching round the web
M.S explorer is a piece of crap
when it's loading it don't quite work
and then my modem will not connect often you see
I can't get no, oh no no no
hey hey hey, offline today

I can't get no I can't get no,
I can't get no net connection
net connection, net connection, net connection