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Song Parodies -> "Hang Up Now"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hang Up Now"

Parody Written by:

Dianna Davis

The Lyrics

(Chorus)

Oh, Hang up now
Hang up now
Hang up on me now
You don't want what I have to sell
So hang up on me now

Hang up now
Hang up now
Hang up on me now
You don't want what I have to sell
So hang up on me now

(1st Verse)

I am a telemarketer
I have no choice you see
I'll call you when you're sleeping
and even when you pee!

(Repeat Chorus)

(2nd Verse)

Just say no right now
Oh, please, please don't delay
Don't make me go thru
My whole script
And piss me off today!

(Repeat Chorus)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 9

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Cattie aka Karen-chan - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
ummmmmmmm......NO!

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