-> "She Hates Meat"
Original Song Title:
"She Hates Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"She Hates Meat"
The Lyrics
Met a girl, thought she was grand,
We went down to the hot dog stand,
I paid for a dog or two,
But she did not want food,
Made her snacks, veggies and dip,
So I cooked her up some chicken strips,
Then I started to realize
She would not eat chicken, why?
She f**kin' hates meat
Crusts,
She f**kin' hates meat
lu lu lu lunch
I made roast beef
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
And a veggie tray
We'll have broccoli and cauliflour
When she's gone, I'll devour
Beef jerky and devilled ham,
No sign of guilt,
Just meat and fat! Yeah!
Made her snacks, veggies and dip,
So I cooked her up some chicken strips,
Then I started to realize
She would not eat chicken, why?
She f**kin' hates meat
Crusts,
She f**kin' hates meat
lu lu lu lunch
I made her steak
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
And a veggie tray
Well it ended, thankfully
I'm so tired of corn and peas
Now it's over, and I'm glad
Now steak and meat is all I have
She f**kin' hates meat
Crusts,
She f**kin' hates meat
lu lu lu lunch
I made her steak
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
And a veggie tray
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
She f**king hates meat!
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