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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Gangster Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph the Gangster Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Jason A. Cascio
The Lyrics
Rudolph the gangster reindeer
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever see it.
You sure as heck had better run.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
But Rudy flashed his Uzi
And they hung their heads in shame.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rudolph came to say,
"Santa give us a big raise,
Or my Uzi will make you pay."
Then all the reindeer loved him.
Rudolph had fulfilled their wish.
Rudolph became the new Don
And sent Santa to swim with the fish.
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever see it.
You sure as heck had better run.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
But Rudy flashed his Uzi
And they hung their heads in shame.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rudolph came to say,
"Santa give us a big raise,
Or my Uzi will make you pay."
Then all the reindeer loved him.
Rudolph had fulfilled their wish.
Rudolph became the new Don
And sent Santa to swim with the fish.
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Thats not very nice! There could be wee kiddies on here!
This was hilarious no matter what the other sensitive people think. I gave it 5,5,5
COME ON ALL!!!!!! VOTE 555
This is classic!! About time someone caught the true spirit of Christmas! LOL, tell this guy to write some more!
that was all dumb n stuff
These are the actual lyrics : Rudolph the red-nosed gangster Had a very shiny gun. And if you ever saw it You would turn around and run. All of the other gangsters Used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph Join in any poker games. Till one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say " Rudolph with your gun so bright Won't you shoot my wife tonight ?" Then all the other gangsters Laughed and shouted out with glee. Rudolph the red-nosed gangster You'll go down in history.
I first heard it on a Barbara Mandrell Christmas Special on NBC many moons ago. My variation is http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmas5.shtml
SHOT ALL THE OTHER REINDEER,THE CLUAE'S AND EATING VENISON
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