-> "That Guy with Only One White Glove"
Original Song Title:
"I Would Do Anything For Love"
Parody Song Title:
"That Guy with Only One White Glove"
The Lyrics
[Long piano/guitar intro]
MJ Fan:
And that guy with only one white glove
I thought he had left but he's back
I missed that guy with only one white glove love
He'll never lie to us and thats a fact
But I'll never forget the way he feels right now
- Yow-oh! - Hoo hoo! - That guy with only one white glove
He did not do that, did not do that, only one white glove
That guy with only one white glove, That guy with only one white glove
He did not do that, did not do that
MJ:
Some days I dont come easy
Some days I dont come hard
Some days my face is on the wall
They think my baby was on the edge
Some nights my career's on fire
Some nights I slip on ice
Some nights my albums sell as good as before, They call me M
Maybe Im crazy, 'cause the baby thing ain't true
Or maybe I'm lazy, Brit Spears said she could save me now but no
As long as my records are turning
As long as my heart are burning
As long as my dreams are coming true - Or not, I'll always be
MJ/Fan:
Be that guy with only one white glove
MJ:
And I'll be there until the final act
That guy with only one white glove
And that's all I'll ever be, it' a fact
MJ fan:
But I'll never forget the way he feels right now
- Yow-oh! - Hoo hoo! - That guy with only one white glove
He did not do that, did not do that, only one white glove
That guy with only one white glove, That guy with only one white glove
He did not do that, did not do that
That guy with only one white glove
Thriller's all he's been dreaming of
But I just wont do that...
[Baby incident]
Some days I pray for Silence
I pray for Resolution
Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N' Roll
MJ:
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose my mind
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch myself and that baby on the tube
MJ/Fan:
Maybe I'm lonely, And thats all we will ever be
There's just one and only, way to get MJ's career back on track
As long as the discs are turning
As long as the news is burning
As long as our prayers are coming true - You better believe it - !
MJ Fan:
'Bout that guy with only one white glov
The baby thing ain't true and thats a fact
That guy with only one white glove
There'll never be no turning back
But he'll never do it better than he does it right now
Been MIA - So long - That guy with only one white glove
That guy with only one white glove
That guy with only one white glove
That guy with only one white glove
He did not do that, did not do that!
That guy with only one white glove,
That is all he's been dreaming of,
He just did not do that...
MJ:
And I'll never stop dreaming of it
Every night of my life - No Way -
MJ Fan:
That guy with only one white glove
That guy with only one white glove
That guy with only one white glove
He did not do that, He didn't do that!
MJ:
Will you raise me up
To the top of the charts?
Will you help get me the hell out of this Godforsaken world?
Will you make it me little less old?
MJ Fan :
I can do that!
I can do that!
MJ :
Will you treat me sacredly?
will you hold my CDs tight?
Can you decolorize my skin?
I'm so sick of black, love white!
Can you make me a little less old?
MJ Fan :
I can do that!
I can do that!
MJ :
Will you make me some magic with my one gloved hand?
Can you build a Neverland Ranch with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something that I can take home?
MJ Fan :
I can do that!
I can do that!
MJ:
Will you just give me every fantasy that I've got?
Will ya let me "lean" or do the Moonwalk - if I get too cold - ?
Will you take me to heights that I've never known?
MJ Fan :
I can do that!
I can do that!
MJ :
After a while I'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude, I was once pop music's King
And you'll see that it's time to move on
MJ Fan:
I wont do that!!
I wont do that!!!
MJ :
I know the Billboard Charts - I've been around
It's all turned to dust and I have fallen down
But sooner or later I'll be really "Invincible"
MJ Fan :
I wont do that!
I wont do that!
MJ/Fan:
Only one white glove, That guy with only one white glove,
That guy with only one white glove,
He's still the King of Pop, He's still the King of Pop
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