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Song Parodies -> "Doctor My Hand (Kurt Warner's lament)"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor My Hand (Kurt Warner's lament)"

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The Lyrics

Doctor, my hand seems to be broke
And my team is just a joke, I'm not lying
And no one can understand

I have done all that I could
To stay in as long as I could, but we're dying
You must bench me if you can

Doctor, my hand
Tell me what is wrong
Now I get slammed
For staying in there for so long

'Cause I have wandered through each play
And we keep losing every day
I've been waiting to be good so long, it seems

Passes go just where there will
I never noticed them until I got this feeling
That I cannot grip the seams

Doctor, my hand
Tell me what you see
I hear the fans
They say that it's too late for me

Doctor, my hand
Now I'm on the bench
Jamie's the man
Because I caused such a big stench

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Reuben - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song Bubba. I was reading your bio, came across this line and laughed, since I've heard it many times from my wife: "Must you ruin every song I like"

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