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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like The Jets"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie & The Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Like The Jets"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Harder

The Lyrics

Hey Jet fans, get a load of this
Your team may of won the AFC East
That's because the Patriots didn't do too well
Even though we beat you twice
So Jet Fans, You suck
You're gonna hear me out
Cause I'm A Patriots Fan

Say, Martin & Parcells, you sold out back in 98
When you sold out, And became New York Jets
Oh but they're green and they're a rival
Oh I shake my head in disbelief
That you betrayed my Patriots
You know I'm not a fan of New York green
Cause I don't like the Jets

Hey Jet Fans, do you remember this
Back in week 16, you beat us bad
But Brady got picked off and we got beat 30-17
And We shall get you back, next season that is
Where we'll hope that we go 2 and 0 agains your New York Jets
Cause you'll find that the Patriots are the best

New England will get back at those New York Jets

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