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Song Parodies -> "Winona, The Shoplifting Ape"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"Winona, The Shoplifting Ape"

Parody Written by:

Mwrlyn

The Lyrics

I'm in a bad mood, time to take it out on a famous person......
Winona, The Shoplifting Ape,
Stole some sparkly pantihose
She thought no one was watching,
Shows you how much she knows.

All of the other shoppers,
Stared at her in major shock,
What is she shoving down there?
Oh no, it's a pair of socks!

Then one foggy Crimbo Eve
The judge came to say:

"Winona with your ears so big,
Get out of here you stupid pig!"

Then all the courtroom laughed,
And they shouted out and cheered
Winona, The Shoplifting Ape,
You'll go down for fifteen years!
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