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Song Parodies -> "All My Coffeepots Take a Sudden Dump"
Original Song Title:
"All My Ex's Live in Texas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Strait
Parody Song Title:
"All My Coffeepots Take a Sudden Dump"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Doesn't matter if they're black or white, or hunter green
I've had the worst luck with coffeepots you've ever seen
And if I've got somebody visiting from out of town
It's almost a surefire bet, that coffeepot will go down
Chorus:
All my coffeepots take a sudden dump
And coffee is a thing I dearly love to drink
But all my coffeepots take a sudden dump
It's a big conspiracy, I think
Nothing like waking up on a Sunday morning
And your coffeepot goes kerplunk
You don't have any warning, and then you're just sunk
I guess I better cough up the dough and get a better brand
Cause buying a brand new coffeepot every six months ain't too grand
All my coffeepots take a sudden dump
And coffee is a thing I dearly love to drink
But all my coffeepots take a sudden dump
It's a big conspiracy, I think
--Forget about the ones that cost $20
Maybe I have to spend $50--
I just want one to last for at least a year!
I've had the worst luck with coffeepots you've ever seen
And if I've got somebody visiting from out of town
It's almost a surefire bet, that coffeepot will go down
Chorus:
All my coffeepots take a sudden dump
And coffee is a thing I dearly love to drink
But all my coffeepots take a sudden dump
It's a big conspiracy, I think
Nothing like waking up on a Sunday morning
And your coffeepot goes kerplunk
You don't have any warning, and then you're just sunk
I guess I better cough up the dough and get a better brand
Cause buying a brand new coffeepot every six months ain't too grand
All my coffeepots take a sudden dump
And coffee is a thing I dearly love to drink
But all my coffeepots take a sudden dump
It's a big conspiracy, I think
--Forget about the ones that cost $20
Maybe I have to spend $50--
I just want one to last for at least a year!
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