Song Parodies -> "I Love To Be a Ho"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock and Roll"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Love To Be a Ho"

Parody Written by:

lilkitten

The Lyrics

Hey, is this thing on?

I saw him dancing there by the record machine, ah.
I knew he must have been about 17
The beat was going strong, playing my favorite song
I could tell it wouldn't be long 'till he was with me
(Yeah me)
I could tell it wouldn't be long 'till he was with me
(Yeah me)

CHORUS
Singing I love to be a ho
So put another dime in my shirt baby
I love to be a ho
So come and take some time and dance with me

owwwwwwwww

He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
But that don't matter cuz he ran away
He said I can't take ya home, where we can be alone
And next we're moving on and he was with me
(Yeah me)
And we were movin' on and singing that same old song
(Yeah me)

(CHORUS)

I love to be a ho yeah
Cuz it soothes my sooouuuull
I love to be a ho
yea yea yea

He said I can't take ya home where we can be alone
And next he said i was ugly and left me
(Yeah left me)
And he's movin' faster and faster away from me
(Yeah left me)

CHORUS (x5)

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