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Song Parodies -> "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Spew"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Why Don't We Get Drunk And Spew"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

I really do appreciate the fact you're yackin' here
Your puke sounds so wonderful
But yer face don't look too clear
So bar maid bring a bucket, another round the lew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and spew

Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and spew
I just puked upon yer head, it's filled with mom's beef stew
They say you are a muff queen
Honey I don't think that's brew
So, why don't we get drunk and spew

-- Spoken: "Pick it Porcelain Worshippers, here we go..."

(swing instrumental)

Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and spew
I just coughed a lung up and it's lying next to you
They say you are a Duff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and spew
Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)
Why don't we get drunk and spew

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