Hey Captain, I'm wonderin',
If our star ship can take much more
I'm doin', best I can
But I think she's rotting from the core
If the Romulans should call
We may all have to crawl
Into an escape pod
You had better pray to God

That i can, get a plan
Or Kirk I think she's gonna blow
Way up high, and down low
this thing is really gonna blow

Try to maintain, keep warp speed
But Kirk just asks for too darn much
Enterprise, she's just junk
Can't count the times I fixed the clutch
We've been flying it for years
Through time and space and tears
Well I hope the new crystals work,
Or they will all say I'm a jerk.

This tin can, says Scot man
Oh, Kirk I think she's gonna blow
I'm givin' her all I got
But she is really going to blow.

Tighten defense shields here
Adjust the main rudder here
"What is that knob for there?"

Mister Spock, just hands off
Scotty will work on this not you
I've done this for more years
than any one of my old peers

Captain Kirk, get down here
The ship is really gonna blow
The main control, Spock screwed with
Is gonna cause this thing to blow

If I could turn back time
To the sequel Search for Spock
I would make darn sure
He would never leave that rock!