Song Parodies -> "I'm Henry the Ace, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry VIII, I Am"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I'm Henry the Ace, I Am"

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The Lyrics

As sung by Henry Kissinger, recently appointed by Bush to lead the 9/11 whitewash, er, investigation

(instrumental intro)

I'm Henry the Ace, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
I'm not buried, back in power once more.
I've been carried by Bush to the door.
Then Dubya told me, "Henry..." (Henry)
"Investigate, but make it all a sham (a sham)."
He's relying on me, Henry.
Henry the Ace, I am.

(Spoken: ) Second verse? Where is my nurse?

I'm Henry the Ace, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
I'm not buried, back in power once more.
I've been carried by Bush to the door.
Then Dubya told me, "Henry..." (Henry)
"Investigate, but make it all a sham (a sham)."
He's relying on me, Henry.
Henry the Ace, I am.

(instrumental break)

I'm Henry the Ace, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
I'm not buried, back in power once more.
I've been carried by Bush to the door.
Then Dubya told me, "Henry..." (Henry)
"Investigate, but make it all a sham (a sham)."
He's relying on me, Henry.
Henry the Ace, I am.

H-E-N-R-Y...
Henry (Henry)...
Henry (Henry)...
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am.

Ja!

Author's web page version with MIDI music

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