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Song Parodies -> "My Worst Heating Bill"

Original Song Title:

"The First Noel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Worst Heating Bill"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan C.

The Lyrics

I know I'm treading a fine line by using a Biblical Christmas song for a parody, but since it's the 'N Sync version, I guess it would be okay.
Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill.
Boy, is this winter making me ill.
My worst heating bill, the invoice did say
That I'm using too much heat
And now I must pay.
The thermostat was high
And the installment steep.
So I shut off my Bryant
But I could not get sleep.

Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill
Boy, is this winter making me ill.

I looked at my check
And I wrote some zeros.
So I drank so much brandy
And I got frozen toes.
So I started to think
Could I get heat tonight?
I wish Santa would give me
Some cash for my plight.

Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill
Boy, how this winter is making me ill.

And I started to turn cold
'Cause the furnace shut down.
I was turning into
A hard, freezing mound.
The the heat was turned on
And I was glad again.
Now I don't have to open
My large gas oven.

Heating bill, heating bill, heating bill, heating bill
Boy, is this winter making me ill.
I wish that it wasn't winter still.



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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

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Bobo - December 09, 2002 - Report this comment
I hate to mention this, but has someone inflated this? Lebeiw will back me up if necessary. Still, good parody, Jon!
lebeiw15 - December 09, 2002 - Report this comment
Excellent parody... I don't like parodying of church hymns, but still, funny nontheless...
ChuckyG - December 09, 2002 - Report this comment
I deleted an improperly posted parody the other day, and this one got it's filename (and it's ill gotten vote count).. I'll delete it's old votes..
Jonathan C. - December 09, 2002 - Report this comment
The inflated post confused me too. I don't think it's possible to get 22 posts only 2 hours after the parody was shown. Thanks for the good words.
Mike Raf - December 11, 2002 - Report this comment
hey man, i read the comment you wrote on my parodym well the answer is yea all writers feel their parodies are crap for the first few days, but when the votes start commin' they dont stop commin' This a cool parody by the way! good job man keep writing, dem sad peeps need a good laugh.
Nicholas Hoag - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh a fine, fine line you tread indeed! Heavens to betsy.

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