A little suck is all you need
trying to fit in your jeans, now
Oh you're so big
Now your thighs are way too fat
They should make bigger size slacks
Maybe they'll fit

Smaller sizes everywhere
I cant find the right sized pair
Try them on, but they don't fit at all
And I'll get angry

Getting fat is full of stress
Skinny people have it best
See eye to eye
At any time I might die

And I'm really obese
I cant see my feet at all
My heart is working
Now my left arm is hurting

Try them on inside the store
I think this mirror adds more
adds more, more pounds to me
Lean forward to pick up the tip
Oh no I think my pants just split
Boy this looks bad
Now they know my fat aint pads

Every where inside this world
Fat guys get no rights at all
Also get no respect
Filled ourselves with junk and sweets
Now we buy two airline seats
That's just not fair
Thin people don't really care

And I'm really obese
I cant see my feet at all
My heart is working
Now my left arm is hurting

Now my left arm is hurting
Now my left arm is hurting

And I shouldn't eat at Burger King
At any time I might die
Still here but my chest is hurting
And I shouldn't eat at Burger King
Now my left arm is hurting