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Song Parodies -> "Silent Night, Holy - Not"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night, Holy Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional (Franz Gruber)
Parody Song Title:
"Silent Night, Holy - Not"
Parody Written by:
Paul Morton
The Lyrics
Although Cardinal Law has resigned, it seems the sex scandal in the Catholic Church is not over yet. It seems many churches around the country will be using these lyrics in their Christmas Eve masses
Silent night, holy -not!
Keep it calm, you'll be bought
If no charges are ever filed
'Bout that incident with your child.
You'll get thousands at lea-st
For keeping mum 'bout the priest.
Silent night, holy - not.
Clerics quake at the thought
Priests whose celibacy was supposed
Now on rape charges being deposed.
Now they must explain why-y
Altar boys' voices are high.
Keep it calm, you'll be bought
If no charges are ever filed
'Bout that incident with your child.
You'll get thousands at lea-st
For keeping mum 'bout the priest.
Silent night, holy - not.
Clerics quake at the thought
Priests whose celibacy was supposed
Now on rape charges being deposed.
Now they must explain why-y
Altar boys' voices are high.
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Brilliant, Paul. Hard-hitting satire with the holiest of songs works so well. Good for you--this deserves a lot more votes than it has. d;:^)
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