Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Ain't Noone Gonna Steal My Ride"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Nothin Gonna Break My Stride"

Original Performer:

Matthew Wilder

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't Noone Gonna Steal My Ride"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....lots of AKA's

The Lyrics

woke up this morning from a bad nightmare
my harley had been stolen, oh no i ain't joking
i keep it that baby nice and clean
don't want noone to steal, not even in my dreams
i hope
ain't noone gonna steal my ride
that would really slow me down
oh no, i got to keep on cruising
ain't noone gonna steal my ride
i'm racing and i won't slow down oh no
i got to keep on cruising

i'm on the road going home today
this road is really rocky
don't be mean to be cocky
but on my harley it's nice and smooth
where should i park my ride this afternoon


should i park it in my gargage..i don't think so
should i park it out in my yard...where the grass grows
gonna park in my bedroom, take it if you can
but you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hand

nooooonooooo nnooooo my ride
i have to keep on cruising

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   2

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1739